MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

In case you need an excuse for dropping out of college

• Posted by Beth on July 7th, 2006 filed in Blog Wars, Blogs, Funny, General, Moonbats, Stupid    

Not that you need excuses, but they might come in handy in a pinch…you know, like when the parents of a certain 39 year-old woman give reminders like “you really should go back to school and get that degree.” (I’ve got quite a collection of excuses, if anyone needs any.)

Like I always say, at least I didn’t drop 150 grand on the farkin’ education I got for $1.50 in late charges at the public library. * (OK, I spent a little more on late charges and at book stores, but the point’s the same.)

But here’s your new reason to add to the list: Psychotic professors. Or should I say, one more psychotic professor (or, failed professor, and I can see why) to add to that list. Unbelievably, this vile, dangerous (child predator), pathetic waste of oxygen has all her professional information made freely available all over the internets, including her blog–which displays her psychosis for all to see. (UPDATE: Since (as of the moment) you can’t get to Protein Wisdom to see it, Froggy at Blackfive has her vile shi’ite posted.) Sadly, I’m also going to be contributing to her sudden spike in traffic, but her blog is so hilariously bad that you have to see it.

And I know you will, because we are all “little Eichmanns.” Unlike those “free-thinking” bastions of sanity like Deborah Frisch and Ward Churchill. Which raises an interesting point: did you ever notice that the mentally disturbed hate “normal” people, because we’re all “the same,” while they believe only they have fully-functioning minds and souls? It’s like they’re physiologically incapable of understanding the individuality of other people. Those who aren’t exactly like them are the mindless robots, and they don’t want to be “one of them.” So they shun their medications, thinking being treated (and thereby quelling the inner demons) will make them mindless, soulless, just like everyone else is to them. Ever notice how the mentally ill LOVE to mention the genius of people like Van Gogh, while making the ridiculous point that the psychosis is the reason for that genius? How many times have you seen psychotics who say that Jesus Christ was mentally ill? And to make a lesser point, now George W. Bush is “mentally ill,” presumably because that makes the most powerful person on the planet just like them. They simply can’t comprehend that we “little Eichmanns” (the mentally stable, “normal” automatons) could possibly do anything of value or for the greater good. I’ve said before that I can’t stand crazy, but it’s THAT kind of crazy that I loathe. It’s one thing to have a condition and willingly be treated for it, just as you would any other illness, but to obstinately insist that it’s everyone else that’s farked up and you don’t want to “lose the creativity” or “the edge?” Ugh. And this woman is a psychologist! Not that I’m even the least bit surprised by that, of course–everyone knows that loons gravitate to psychology (which must make truly talented people like these pull their hair out, or at least find some amusement).

Back to the raving lunatic at hand–Frisch–she’s a not only a tsunami conspiracy nut, she’s a Joooo-conspiracy nut (indictments of teh Joooos all over the place), AND she’s one of the 9/11 conspiracy nuts (”more people are finally waking up!” as they say–of course, that would be the “little Eichmanns” waking up). There’s another deep well of insanity for you. It’s like all the crazies found a new cause! Unsurprisingly, it seems like this is where her house of cards started to fall, as it did for so many others. Here’s her pre-election exhortation:

The shnook with the book

The sun it did shine
Just as bright as in May.
A glorious treat
For a September day.

I sat at the desk
At my job that was new.
I sighed when I thought
Of the work I must do.

It’s so nice outside!
Washington in the fall!
On a day warm as this
In sick I should have called.

…(more painfully laughable “poetic” lines here)…

For seven long minutes
While two planes still flew.
Nada. Zip. Nothing.
Is what dubya did do.

When you think back
On that day in the fall.
Think of the man
Who did nothing at all.

As you relive the horror
And recry the tears.
Ask yourself whether
He deserves four more years.

Good grief.

Finally, in the Damn-I-Wish-I-Wrote-That Departmentâ„¢: Ace has Dr. Deborah Frisch’s final exam for Psychology of Risk Assessment & Decisionmaking (her other specialty, besides sheer insanity) posted. I’m just pissed because Jeff G’s site is down right now and Ace’s (all of mu.nu, actually) comments are hosed (thanks to an idiot who screwed up the blacklist, apparently) so I can’t pile on at either site. Yet. But you CAN play in the Deb Frisch Poetry Slam! here, at Ace’s backup site.

UPDATE again: Poetry Slam back at Ace’s regular site. And no, I’m not getting much else done today; I’m having fun with this instead.

Tags: mental illness, academia, blogtards, leftist academics, illiberals, psychos, child predators