Why virginity sucks

At first I thought this might be the best argument ever against virginity, but Bernie at Planck’s Constant says it should be required viewing for stupid MySpace teenagers who are prone to running off to the Middle East. He’s got a good point, since Islam is bullshi’ite anyway. And why the hell would Muslim women go to get operations to “regain” their “virginity” when being a sex slave to filthy terrorists is their reward? Seems pretty stupid, if you ask me–but then like I said, Islam is bullshi’ite. Funny how none of them can logically answer that little drawback to virginity. :mrgreen:

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8 Responses to “Why virginity sucks”

  1. GravatarJune 30th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
    ElMondoHummus says:

    OMG! Sorry, this is a bit off topic, but the code verification was, no kidding, “LMAO”!

    Then I clicked refresh and it became “WING”, so it’s no longer funny. But, given that the verification for a post about a stand-up comic was “LMAO”, I felt I had to post something so it wouldn’t go to waste.

    :grin:



  2. GravatarJune 30th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
    John of Argghhh! says:

    And here I thought “virginity sucks” referred to what virgins do to fend off those who want to help them change that status… which made my verification code “uh-oh” a hoot, too!



  3. GravatarJune 30th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
    Alabama Improper says:

    Improper Humor

    “What do you call a nun who sleep walks?” ………… “A Roman Catholic”.



  4. GravatarJune 30th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
    John says:

    Holy Mother of God

    Is it because I started using blogrolls?



  5. GravatarJune 30th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
    Beth says:

    Is what because you started using blogrolls?
    (DOPE!)

    John D, I STG I didn’t even THINK what you were thinking! hahahahhahahaha
    (What is that anyway, Klintoon logic? “It’s not sex?” hahahaha)



  6. GravatarJune 30th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
    John says:

    Open Trackbacks. You know how I am with that sort of thing. It’s like asking an alcoholic to watch the counter at a liquor store.



  7. GravatarJuly 2nd, 2006 at 6:48 pm
    The Blorg: My Weekly Schedule says:

    [...] ADDED: Trackbacked to MY Vast Right Wing Virginity for no apparent reason. [...]



  8. GravatarJuly 3rd, 2006 at 10:11 am
    Rodeo of the Mind » Blog Archive » Terrorists and their virgins… says:

    [...] Beth, at MVRWC, tickled my funny bone with this entry! [...]



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