Naked ‘Sorceress’ Falls From the Sky
- Posted by MacStansbury on May 30th, 2006 filed in John, Journalism, WTF
I quote this story in it’s entirety:
MADINAH, 30 May 2006 — Members of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice received a call of a suspected African “sorceress” in the holy city’s Al-Seeh neighborhood. Members of the committee along with police went to the suspected den of the black arts to find a naked African woman. Embarrassed about busting into an apartment containing a naked woman, police paused just long enough for the woman to attempt an escape, still naked, through the window of her flat. Police followed in pursuit to discover that the woman had crashed through the ceiling of the neighbor’s flimsy house and landed on the floor next to a bed of sleeping children. The woman was arrested, but not before she was provided some dignity in the form of clothing.
Yes, it’s from Arab News. Where else would you get your naked sorcerous news?
The Jawa Report says:
Naked Witch Arrested in Saudi Arabia
If it wasn’t so sad that Saudi Arabia actually has religious police going around arresting people on suspicion of “witchcraft” it would be funny. Wait. It’s still funny. Via John, always on the lookout for all things ‘naked’ and ’sorceress’,…
Elvis says:
Where’s my naked black sorceress? I would be sure to exorcise her demons.
Shi’ite, I’ve prayed for a naked woman to fall through my roof.