From the “You Gotta Be Shi’itetin’ Me” Department (bumped with major update)

Posted by Beth on May 26th, 2006 filed in Funny, General, Iraq, Moonbats, Stupid, WTF

UPDATE: Allah points out that MacDumbass posted a “DD214″ (discharge papers) at his MySpace page. It’s bullshi’ite again. Click for details, hit the links. (Thanks to Gothguy for the heads-up.)

Freepers are all over it too.

Smash checked out the DD214 and translates. (While I’m busy harassing the little twat on his MySpace!) He is so farked. And his time in service and discharge reason (per Smash’s review) meshes with what his “half-sister” said at Q&O.

Update again - I have to add this before MacF–ktard deletes the Myspace blog post like he did the last one (probably by accident!). Someone’s figured out his problem!

Wait, wait, wait! I finally figured it out. The true story. He’s bitter because the Rangers wanted to silence him. No shi’ite, there he was. Surrounded by five thousand of his former “battle buddies”(on a side note, seriously, didn’t everyone here stop using the term “battle buddy” by like week 4 of OSUT?). He had nothing but a grenade pin and a broken MRE spoon. He killed thousands, but they just kept coming. Finally he was trussed up, and out of the darkness stepped Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney, Satan, Darth Vader, Lex Luthor, Bigfoot and the chupacabra. They proceeded to give him a lobotomy to keep him quiet. But his Jedi Space Pope mind training allowed him to remember just enough to keep his memories of the horrors intact. Of course he had to sacrifice all spelling ability, and any ability to put together a coherent thought, but I guess sometimes you have to sacrifice when the fate of left wing nutjobs, hippies, and tin foil hat wearing nutjobs everywhere hangs in the balance.

Priceless!

This is almost getting too painful to watch now.

OK, Jesse MacF–ktard wasn’t a Ranger. He was a…Navy SEAL?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG, I’ve got tears coming out of my eyes!!!

Jesse MacBeth, Special Forces Ranger SEAL! I guess that’s some new fodder for photoshopping. :mrgreen:
Link to the forum profile, the message search, and the post in which he claims he got his “wings” for SEAL training. Yes, I got the screenshots.

While you’re at Q&O, make sure you read this post too–someone who says she’s Jesse’s “sister”/half-sister left a comment there (and also at the Rangers forum). Pretty crazy stuff, if she’s for real (which you never know on the internets).

And some “civilian_bob” shi’iteweasel slithered into the Ranger forum and took a crap here. Put your drinks down.

Tags: Jesse MacBeth, Jessie MacBeth, Army, Rangers, Navy, SEALs, frauds, hoaxes, imposters, losers, farkups, stuttering idiots

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11 Responses to “From the “You Gotta Be Shi’itetin’ Me” Department (bumped with major update)”

May 26th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
MCPO Airdalw says:

Jeez, I gotta let my SEAL friends know about this!!

May 26th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
tommy says:

SEALs Rangers I see how those could be confused.

Well not really, but, you know, everyone does look alike in BDUs. Who did he cheer for during the Army/Navy game?

I guess I see how Jesse could have been confused.

(Was neither Ranger, SEAL, Army or Navy, but it did talk to some of them on the radio once, and I wasn’t the one that went past supersonic. Promise.)

May 26th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Wild Thing says:

This is all amazing, just too much. Way over the top.
OMG:lol:

May 26th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Martin says:

What a farking LOSER.

May 26th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Watcher says:

I think he’s a test dummy for some new, secret psychotropic meds. I can’t find any other explanation.

May 26th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
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May 26th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
kender says:

Yeppers…them “Special Forces Ranger SEALs” are chosen due to their dedication to spelling, doncha know?

I have known quite a few SF guys (my lil bro is SF PsyOps) a couple of SEALs and a smattering of Rangers…..and not ONE of them would write so badly…..sorry for teh mini rant Beth….constant mis-spelling really cheeses me when it’s all done up in lies.

May 26th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Raven says:

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA…you are on a roll with this. LOL.

What a tool this Jesse is. He reminds me of Mikey Crook for some reasom