Jesse MacBeth military photo found - MUST CREDIT MVRWC!!!
(bumped up - newer posts below for now)
First, this, which everyone probably knows about already:
Today, the Army ran a check on Mr. MacBeth’s credentials. It turns out, not surprisingly to anybody with half a mind, that Mr. MacBeth has NO Army service record. Anywhere. Period. This is a direct quote given to me by Army spokesman John Boyce:
“Initial research by the U.S. Army Special Operations Command at Fort Bragg shows no Soldier with the name of Jesse Macbeth having ever been assigned to the Special Forces or the Army Rangers — which are, in fact, two separate disciplines. This appears to be some sort of hoax. No Soldier by that name at Fort Lewis to our knowledge, in the past, either. Of course, the line about “go into the Army or go to jail” is vintage TV script not heard since the 1960s. There are also numerous wear and appearance issues with the Soldier’s uniform — a mix of foreign uniforms with the sleeves rolled up like a Marine and a badly floppy tan beret worn like a pastry chef. Of course, the allegations of war crimes are vague, as are the awards the Soldier allegedly received.”
(Via LGF.)
BUT…I found another picture of Jesse McF–ktard actually IN UNIFORM! I think you’ve probably seen him in other photos, but I’ve uncovered this atrocity! He was actually a VICTIM of Army Rangers! They didn’t like his whining about war, trying to get out of doing his job, the damn malingerer, but look how they treated him! :shock:
And look! This is when his fellow Rangers got pissed at him and stuffed him in his locker!
In case you missed the babbling fool’s video, you can get it from torrentspy, if you have something like BitTorrent or BitLord or whatever. Or better yet, Wizbang has it posted so you can watch it there.
By the way, do you know how much it annoys me seeing “Beth” in that name? I’d say MacF–ktard, but then The Artist Formerly Known as MacStansbury™ won’t like it, so he’s McF–ktard now. Jesse McF–ktard.
In case you’ve missed it, Allah’s been updating constantly with all the Jessie/Jesse MacBeth news. Get all your links there. Be sure to see Jesse’s response to the whole mess in a guest commentary!
One more bit of hilarity, thanks to some DUmmies:
genie_weenie (1000+ posts) Tue May-23-06 05:54 PM Response to Reply #22
35. Total plantDoes a number of discredit jobs: 1) Actual War Crimes, 2) Anti-War Vets such as myself are discredited, 3) Right-to-War Crowd will harp on this being a sloppy Leftist plot and declare it shows the “Left’s” hatred of the Serive (and servicemembers) by showing such an obvious fake.
That’s not the only one, it’s just the looniest commenter in the thread. Maybe. There are more posts, of course.
UPDATE: See also–todays Vent at Hot Air - Unmasking Anti-war Fraud.
Update again: Jesse MacBeth, Winter Soldier II.
Tags: Jesse MacBeth, Jessie MacBeth, liars, hoaxes, antiwar, IVAW, frauds, asshats, Army, Rangers, military
DragonLady says:
ROFLMAO! Beth, you rock!
Diva says:
:lol::lol::lol:
Too funny. I love your investigative work. I totally forgot about GI Jesse Doll - that was excellent!
tommy says:
as bit torrents go, the new opera 9 beta browser has it built in. So all you need to do to download one is clicky clicky.
When did we start keeping the Rangers in little plastic boxes?
chez Diva » Breaking News: Jesse MacBeth says:
[...] Beth @ bamapachyderm.com has uncovered additional background on GI Jesse, IowaHawk has an exclusive interview with Jesse and The Sandbox has the linky list of bloggers who are bringing Jesse’s story to the public. Permalink TrackBack [...]
Der Tommissar says:
When did we start keeping the Rangers in little plastic boxes?
Um…since forever. The box says, “Open only in event of war.”
Sierrahome says:
Bravo!
DPGI v.2 » Blog Archive » Iowahawk posts a defense from Jesse MacBeth says:
[...] In another follow up to the evolving story of Jesse MacBeth, My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has uncovered new photographic evidence of this "Ranger Warrior" in his imperialist uniform. [...]
Diva says:
Code word was POOP - that’s too funny because that’s all I found when I clicked on the DU link. Some of those nuts think that it was a Rovian conspiracy to smear the Pro-Defeatist movement. Ha, at this point I actually think Jesse is mentally unbalanced aka delusional and the slime balls who “used” him to further their agenda of lies has the above code word all over their faces.
The Blorg » Blog Archive » Jesse MacBeth, lying liars, and the lies they tell says:
[...] As the week’s gone on, it became blatantly obvious just how horrible this guy’s story was (almost as bad as my grammar). Tuesday bore more of the same at Hot Air. There was much rejoicing over at Ace of Spades HQ, as evidenced here and here. Iowahawk somehow landed Jesse MacBeth’s exclusive story, in his own words. This morning, Beth continued to pile on. [...]
Machine Overlords says:
Imperial Lies
The Imperial war machine doesn’t want you to know the truth! For years our insane, unelected Emperor has hidden the depths of the crimes committed by his troops, but finally the story is coming out. One brave soldier, one of
Sadly, No! » Come On Feel The Rage says:
[...] Beth @ bamapachyderm.com has uncovered additional background on GI Jesse, IowaHawk has an exclusive interview with Jesse and The Sandbox has the linky list of bloggers who are bringing Jesse’s story to the public. [...]
Sadly, No! » Come On Feel The Rage says:
[...] Come On Feel The Rage Posted at 8:16 pm by Gavin M. Beth @ bamapachyderm.com has uncovered additional background on GI Jesse, IowaHawk has an exclusive interview with Jesse and The Sandbox has the linky list of bloggers who are bringing Jesse’s story to the public. [...]
Mike says:
Someone from 3rd Ranger Bn. needs to get on the news and prove that that lying sack of !@#$$%$% never was there. That twig couldn’t even fight himself out of a wet paper bag. Then, someone needs to track him down and beat him sensless. If I were him, I would change my name and leave the country. God Bless the Rangers and “Lying MacBeth” can go to Hell.