Debbie Schlussel strikes again
I STG, I can’t believe this woman. How in God’s name does she have any audience at all?
Her latest outburst, in comments at The Jawa Report:
Oh, ye of little faith and reading comprehension skills. I never mentioned the video, only these facts, which remain the same.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2006/04/premature_artic.html
Jill Carroll’s an extremist. And you apparently have a problem with premature articulation. Next time, read first.
You got something wrong, though. More than thirty seconds in a room with you, and I think I’d have to kill you.
Debbie Schlussel
So I spat back in comments:
Debbie: Why is it that any time someone thinks you’re full of it, they’re lacking “reading comprehension” skills? That seems to be your standard response to everything, at least before you start threatening them.
Really, why aren’t you on medication? You’re the right’s version of the unhinged moonbat. Quit pretending to be right of center–you are an embarrassment, distressingly like Fred Phelps. We’re all tired of your deranged, negative bloviating. Is there ANYTHING you actually support or for which you have ANYTHING positive to say? You’re Johnny-One-Note. Bitch, bitch, bitch.
And now threatening to kill my friend? Sorry, BITCH, you’re going to have to answer to a lot of us for that one. Nobody’s going to have any “reading comprehension” problems with that crack. You’re just full of shi’ite.
Goddamned nutcase.
And that’s what she is. An unhinged nutcase, like Phelps. WHY anyone continues to associate with her (via their blogroll, links, syndication, whatever) is beyond me–unless they’re using her, of all people, as an example of the Right in a derogatory way.
She routinely insults her commenters (see for yourself), attacks bloggers (and now also Jim Geraghty at NRO), and writes crap that reads like it came from the mind of a deranged conspiracy theorist. She’s a disgrace. It’s no wonder the Left likes to point her out to others.
And now, she’s made threatening comments to a close friend of mine. Certainly, her apparent default state of mind would lead one to believe she would kill someone for disagreeing with her. I thought her repetitive retorts accusing people of problems with “reading comprehension” were irritating, if not laughable. The threats of lawsuits, calling the FBI (wtf?), and outright libel were totally uncalled-for and outrageous, but provided for weeks of laughs at her expense. I guess she didn’t get enough of an ego boost, enough publicity (negative publicity isn’t always better than no publicity, Debbie) from those tactics, though. Now she’s gone there. “I’d have to kill you,” she says.
Debbie Schlussel: You’re an idiot.
(And before you whip out that Mensa card around here, anyone who goes around announcing their membership in Mensa is a joke. Only an insecure moron would feel the need to “prove” their intelligence by telling everyone she’s in Mensa.) You have no idea how to write persuasively and logically; all you do is fling poo. You don’t even qualify as an extremist–you’re just plain mentally unstable. You are a FRAUD.
UPDATE: See also Misha’s bitch-slap, and more proof of Schlussel’s standard “you don’t know how to read” bullshi’ite at Don Surber’s.
UPDATE 2: People are in agreement all over the b’sphere about her being an overpaid, illiterate hack. Follow the links in the pings and trackbacks.
And for the record, since I didn’t write anything about Jill Carroll except for the fact that it was “good news” that she was released, I STILL (and always have) maintained that it was a good thing. REGARDLESS of whatever politics she subscribes to. She’s an American, and the terrorists are the enemy. Those who attack Carroll practically legitimize her being taken hostage. Guess what, Debbie? Islamofascists don’t give a shi’ite if an American is a conservative or liberal, or even if they’re antiwar. We’re AMERICAN, which to them is wrong no matter what. If anyone is acting sympathetic to the terrorists, it’s those who act as though she shouldn’t have been released–or worse, deserved what she got. That means you, Debbie Schlussel.
Isn’t it interesting that with so many people piling on, there are only 11 comments showing up at her crazed post? (She’s notorious for deleting comments…as if it weren’t obvious.)
UPDATE 3: (I really hope this is the last update!) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! A new blogroll!
[Removed the old blogroll image under threat of a (take a wild guess!) LAWSUIT. What a petty, emotional little girl she is!] :mrgreen:
Tags: Debbie Schlussel, insanity, idiots, assholes, Jill Carroll
Florida Cracker says:
Lunatic Fringe Pt. II
I’ve been meaning to touch on this for a while: why are Debbie Schlussel’s columns so full of venom and bile? Is there some open slot for a female Michael Savage she’s auditioning for, or is she actually a basilisk…
Don Surber says:
Thanks for the link. Got you back. I thought it was just ME
Vinnie says:
My fingers are itchy on the keyboard, but all I can think to post is…
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Stop The ACLU says:
How To Alienate Yourself From The Blogosphere
Now why would someone erase comments if you disagree with them? What the heck is everyone in the entire blogosphere talking about? Threating? Hey, its not like its the first time. ….or the second time even. ….or even the third. Who need…
Cao's Blog says:
The latest Debbie Schlussel Controversey
The only words I have are….BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Loser. I didn’t bother to click on her fan club–I didn’t want to see her picture again.
The latest Debbie Schlussel Controversey
Some of the blogosphere’s reaction
Pray for D…
seawitch says:
Debbie is an embarrassement. Look’s like she’s gone from threatening to sue people to threatening to kill people. Very unhinged.
Beth says:
She’s a real piece of work, isn’t she?
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Note to Debbie, if you plan on shi’iteting in the comments here like you have at other blogs who do pull their punches: I don’t.
Get lost, you ignorant psycho.
BCrago66 says:
I commented contra Debbie twice in her latest illogical post, and she didn’t delete me (I realize using “BCrago66″ here doesn’t prove anything, but I don’t know how to prove I’m the same guy). So maybe the reason there’s only 11 comments is that people figure there’s no point in trying to reason with her.
I’m a big fan of Ann Coulter, BTW. For one thing, Coulter is smart. And while Coulter certainly enploys what 1st Amendment jurisprudence calls “rhetorical hyperbole,” she doesn’t attack people unfairly in the manner of our friend Debbie. There’s logic, and a core of truth, in what Coulter says.
Debbie is just batty.
Beth says:
I saw your comments there, BC66. I’m honestly surprised they’re still there, because she does have a track record of deleting comments (and trackbacks, so I didn’t even bother with one).
Re: Coulter–I addressed that in a previous post about DS. It cracks me up how she thinks she is anything like Coulter. Maybe just her (poorly bleached) hair, and that’s it.
MacStansbury says:
well, since one of the comments on the thread is in retaliation to…uh…nothing…
yeah, there’s a little comment deletion going on.
I saw one comment on the thread, hit reload to see more comments and -WHOOP- gone
Bogus Gold says:
Schlussed Up
Have you ever found yourself at the bottom of a pretty big hole? Did it occur to you at the time that the best way to get out of the hole might be to dig it even deeper? No? Then
Donnah says:
Beth, there was a SchlusselRetort blog on Blogspot that got deleted toward the end of March. There’s an entry in the Google cache.
In Search Of Utopia says:
And while we are criticising Debbie….
Shouldn’t this be recieving a bit more attention? “I’ve been watching this traitor bitch fawn all over her captors this morning. “Nice furniture, safe, nice clothes, they NEVER threatened me”. I’m very glad you were so comforatble while working t…
Beth says:
w00t!! Thanks, Donnah!
link
BCrago66 says:
The only poeple left defending Debbie are whack-job conspiracy theorists. Evidence: She finally got a coulple more (undeleted) comments on her latest post, which I reprint:
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“Marc,
Are you just as myopic to the facts as all the Jill Carroll apologists out there? Facts are in deed STUBBORN THINGS. Jill Carroll already made her bed out of 1200 thread count, anti-Israeli fabric way before she was “kidnapped”. I don’t trust the mainstream media, and I find the freelance mainstream even less credulous than their card-carrying, full-time emplyed bretheren.
Posted by: Yiddish Steel [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 2, 2006 11:59 PM
I’m starting to think Jill was never kidnapped, to begin with. She could have faked the whole event to get on the front news for a few weeks, and rake in a few million bucks by way of publicity for herself and her islamist friends.
Everything Debbie said was true and nothing was heresay. Those so-called conservative premature ejaculators, oops, articulators might learn to do some reading before passing undeserved nasty comments on Debbie.
Posted by: anonymous twit [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 3, 2006 12:12 AM
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We are seeing the beginning of the end, the denoumont for Debbie. She’s in Dan Rather territory now, i.e., she’s beyond (or beneath) damage control. She can’t even fake an apology now, because everyone woulf know she’s faking it to save her skin.
Her only option is to continue to try to brazen it out by repeatedly screaming PREMATURE ARTICULATIN (wow, Debbie and her followers sure seem obsessed with…um…articulation) and by huddling with the ever-dwindling herd of alienated freaks still supporting her.
Oh, well. There’s a moral in here somewhere.
Night, y’all.
Donnah says:
Debbie Schlussel saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Beth, do a Basil’s link to her; she doesn’t deserve the eco-system boost.
MacStansbury says:
nah, she needs the ecosystem boost. put her on the front page.
then maybe she’ll shut up.
Beth says:
Actually, I did it on one link, but on the others I’m leaving it for the Google bomb effect. ;-)
Donnah says:
LOL. OK.
Jon Swift says:
I thought if Debbie could see how an apology is done maybe she would try it so I decided to apologize to her:
Since Debbie Schlussel keeps asking people to apologize to her I decided to step up just so she could see how it’s done:
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2006/04/premature_artic.html#comments
J Rob says:
I don’t know what was more painfull, DS’ post or the sycophantic babeling of her groupies. A real love fest.
Excuse me while I go throw up.
She Who Will Be Obeyed! says:
Debbie Schlussel
Debbie Schlussel is an embarrassment to all Americans - left or right! She has no understanding of the Constitution, especially the Bill of Rights. Somehow, she managed to pass the bar exam in Michigan and is listed on the Michigan…
cleek says:
oh nice, you’re deleting posts that don’t agree with you! classy!
just in case anyone missed it the first time:
why is it you approvingly link to Misha, when he’s got his own Death Threat history ? or do threats only matter when they’re against fellow-righties?
and, be sure to read the post i linked to, where you’ll see the honorable Misha complaining about the “reading comprehension skills” of his critics.
delete away!
Carrie says:
Hey Cleek,
If you don’t think deleting posts is classy, why do you rush to defend the boob Schlussel?
I know for a fact that she deleted multiple comments on her Julie Myers/”Mexican Eagle” post and has never bothered to correct her mistake.
As a matter of fact, she has a history of deleting comments that make her look bad.
Wonder why that is…?
Beth says:
Um, NO, cleek, I didn’t delete your comment. My comments are moderated, you twit.
“Reading comprehension?” Note that in the case of Misha’s post, it was warranted. Debbie uses that ALL THE TIME. Big difference.
And I would HARDLY call what Misha said three years ago–or has EVER said–a “death threat.” (For the record, I wasn’t reading blogs in 2003, and I don’t scour the archives and Google cache of everyone I link to, anyway.)
Finally, I approvingly link to whomever I want. See, it’s MY BLOG. You’re free to get your own and link to whomever you choose, too.
Note: I will not allow you nor anyone else to hijack the thread. I’ve answered your question, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s the end of it. Take it up with Misha, if you’ve got a problem.
sadie says:
She needs to just close her damn comments. After all, a few of them were quite obviously written by HERSELF. :twisted:
cleek says:
If you don’t think deleting posts is classy, why do you rush to defend the boob Schlussel?
i don’t give a flying F about Schlussel. she’s a lunatic. but she didn’t delete (or ‘moderate’ out of existence) any of my comments, either - probably because i didn’t post any for her to delete. i can only right so many wrongs in one day.
My comments are moderated,
by you ?
you twit.
tell me, who recently wrote “She routinely insults her commenters” as if it was a bad thing ?
And I would HARDLY call what Misha said three years ago–or has EVER said–a “death threat.”
let’s try an experiment:
“I’m not saying anything in specific, mind you, but I’d be damn careful about showing our face in public if I were you. You just never know who that perfect stranger behind you in that alleyway might be. Accidents DO happen, you know, and that’s the kind of news that would definitely make my entire day.
now, let me dig up your address and phone number. maybe i can find some militant lefties - in case you’ve forgotten, and quite few of us would be more than happy to wipe that nervous little grin off your mug - with a belt sander.
(insert your phone number, address, and a map to your house here)”
now, pretend i didn’t just copy that all from Misha’s post, and tell me, would you feel threatened ?
cleek says:
(no, i don’t know where that bold came from - sorry about that)
[Fixed; it's a stupid Markdown thing. --Beth]
Carrie says:
Sadie,
I also think she needs to incorporate more fiber in her diet. I hear that irregularity can meke ya cranky..
cleek,
I see my mistake. I thought that you were on topic.
Beth says:
My comments are moderated,
by you ?
you twit.
tell me, who recently wrote “She routinely insults her commenters” as if it was a bad thing ?
1 - SOME of my comments are moderated by Wordpress, and SOME are nuked before I even see them (your first wasn’t nuked–I just saw no reason to post your duplicate comment). Don’t like it? Sorry–I don’t owe you an explanation. Blame the spammers, or comment elsewhere.
2 - REGULAR readers know that I don’t “routinely” insult my commenters. Only twits and trolls. And frankly, you’re trolling.
Again, I have already addressed your problem. END. OF. THREAD. HIJACKING. I’m sure Debbie S. appreciates your support.
Right Wing Nation » The Bimbo Sclussel Again! says:
[...] Poor braindead Debbie is making an ass of herself yet again, this time about Jill Carroll (see here, here, and here). She’s stepped it up, too. Before, she threatened to sue critics; now she’s making death threats. I guess Debbie’s on a jihad, eh? [...]
cleek says:
Again, I have already addressed your problem
actually, you haven’t. and i suspect you’re not going to, either. but that’s fine, i can read between those lines. and frankly, i shouldn’t have expected anything more from someone who’d link to Misha in the first place.
Beth says:
TO THE TBOGG READERS:
Thanks for the traffic.
Note that I didn’t “just discover” DS’ lunacy, nor did most bloggers on the right. This isn’t exactly breaking news.
And FYI: Coming here just to attack the right because we disavow people like her is, well, kinda stupid. Are you just upset that you can’t use her as The Shining Example of the entire right-of-center universe?
Frankly, I’d congratulate you if you’d disavow some of your nutcases, but then I’m not from the left. Obviously you guys react with negativity.
Better: send some links to other stupid shi’ite she’s said. We could all use a laugh. (Liberal Avenger, who doesn’t shi’ite in my comments, has sent me quite a few.)
Beth says:
Cleek, I told you that I don’t scour blog archives and Google cache (2003-2004 posts are gone from the Rott) before I link. Nor does anyone else, to my knowledge. Nevertheless, I don’t agree with EVERYTHING Misha writes, but I LIKE the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, and I’ll continue to link to Misha whenever I please, and without apology.
Furthermore, your comment at Tbogg’s saying I “deleted” your original comment really does warrant a correction, but I don’t expect it.
I DO delete trolling that has nothing but insults, but I’m sure you would too. (Great Japan pictures at your blog, BTW.)
cleek says:
Furthermore, your comment at Tbogg’s saying I “deleted” your original comment really does warrant a correction,
where’s my original comment? i believe i posted it sometime around 6:00AM EST this morning. it was up, posted, visible and undifferentiated from all the other comments as far as i can tell. and it was there for a couple of hours after i originally posted it. it was #20. are you trying to say that Wordpress comes around and randomly deletes comments that have already been posted, and that you’re powerless to resurrect these comments ?
if that’s the case, i’ll retract my comments about ‘deleting’, and i’ll recommend you get some better blog software.
I told you that I don’t scour blog archives and Google cache
fair enough.
but now you know. or, at least you know that some people think he’s a lunatic, and that they might have reason.
Great Japan pictures at your blog, BTW
thanks. it’s great place to visit. i recommend it.
i’ll leave you now. sorry for the threadjack.
RobC says:
I see she also has a rant on cats… a real cat hater by the looks of things… she just lost anothe 1000 points in my rating system…:mad:
Beth says:
JESUS. She’s got serious issues, if she’s calling men who own cats “wimpy if not effeminate.” Whatthefuckever. I’d point and laugh at the sexual insecurity of any man who actually hates cats because of that.
As for her, she probably hates cats because she believes that’ll get her a “manly” man (look at the morons in the comments there–most of them pounding their chests to prove their “masculinity”–heh). I STG, her commenters make me want to throw up.
(For the record, I love cats and dogs. No need for a cat vs. dog battle here.)
Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant says:
As a matter of fact, yes it does, and as a matter of fact, yes - she might be. It’s a function (plugin?) of Wordpress called “Spam Karma”, and it’s happened on Misha’s blog too, if you must know. (Not that we give a shi’ite what you think, but…)
Yeah, I’m sure he’s going through quite the crying jag right at this very& moment because some leftard asswipe thinks he’s a meanie.
As for your “challenge”:
Here, you can have mine:
18959 Lina St, #601Dallas, TX
Ready when y’all are.
Beth says:
xoxoxo Spats!
And y’know what? They think we’re ALL meanies, and my feewings are weally weally hurt too, and I’m weally weally fwightened. (I guess they forgot that we’re NRA members for a reason?)
MacStansbury.org says:
Amazed, again, by the moonbat internet
I have no idea why, though. Every time I see the explosion that happens when otherwise reasonable people go completely insane when somebody makes fun of them on some blog post. It’s even worse when it’s somebody you don’t know. But, t…
Lesley says:
Another wingnut celebrity I’ve not heard of. Heh. Maybe she should be reported to homeland security…threatening to kill people who disagree…is not something I learned in Kindergarten.
Beth says:
Don’t worry, Lesley–she’s really not a celebrity. She has some radio show that nobody I’ve ever known listens to, and she writes a column somewhere. Frankly, I’m still not sure how or why any of us even know who she is in the first place. Then again, we all know who Fred Phelps is. :wink:
Alabama Watch » Blog Archive » Something fishy about hostage Jill Carroll says:
[...] Think, type, post, voila! (oops) Jumping To Conclusions Is Not Good Exercise Jill Carroll is Headed Home Debbie Schlussel strikes again [...]
Jon Swift says:
Jill Carroll vs. the Blogoshpere
While the mainstream media rushed to judgment and proclaimed the release of Carroll by Iraqi kidnappers to be a positive thing, many in the blogosphere urged caution.
Agent Bedhead » Too Bad It Isn’t White Trash Wednesday says:
[...] I must confess that I think it’s really sooper cute that you use “quotation marks” so damn often when “insulting” various folk. In fact, this practice is so cute that “you” is now deserving of “them” yourself. Turnabout is indeed fair play, and while I hate to get snarky on a fellow “blogger,” in your case, I’m tossing that “rule” aside. You repeatedly degrade your dissenting commentors and rely on a “default” insult that stresses their lack of reading comprehension skills. [...]
Jon Swift says:
Jill Carroll vs. the Blogosphere
While the mainstream media rushed to judgment and proclaimed the release of Carroll by Iraqi kidnappers to be a positive thing, many in the blogosphere urged caution.
William Teach says:
ROTFLOL!!!! What else is there to say that won’t get me a “cease and desist” order from her f’ing lawyer. The raving wackjob.:lol:
Pirate’s Cove » Blog Archive » WTW: Dumbazz’ Of The Day says:
[...] And boy howdy, is she! (click picture for link). You can also find more about the Right’s version of an unhinged moonbat at MVRWC, MacStansbury, and Cao’s spot. [...]
Brian B says:
Forgive me for my lack of reading comprehension skills, but I have to ask — who the hell is Debbie Schlussel?
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Blog Archive » Dumb Debbie does it again says:
[...] Yesterday, I got an email from Debbie the Cupid Stunt threatening me with legal action because of this, where I had a small button with her (badly photoshopped) mug on it for the anti-Schlussel blogroll–because her mugshot is “copyrighted.” Whatthefuckever. Anyway, I laughed it off and took off the button because in all honesty, I thought I had already replaced it with the more accurate likeness of her after Rightwingprof was threatened with a lawsuit (in fact, I had replaced it, where the “Not one of ours” blogroll is but forgot about the post). Did you get that? A lawsuit because her picture was here. Heh. Like I said, “whatthefuckever.” Here’s what the silly child sent: Beth: I appreciate your obsession with me, but this is a cease and desist letter. It has come to my attention that you have posted on your site a photo of me to which I own the exclusive rights and use. I hold the copyright to the photo and the exclusive trademark to my likeness and image. I do not recall having licensed that photo to you or granted you permission to post it. Please immediately remove the photo from your site and cease and desist from its use. If you do not do so, I will not hesitate to pursue legal action to enforce my rights against you. To that end, if you refuse to remove the photo, I will ask the court to assess fees against you for the period during which you posted the photo unauthorized, in addition to other damages I will be seeking against you. Since you claim–and that is the operant word, claim–to be a conservative, one would think you would respect the property rights of others and not attempt to Kelo them. That photo is my property, and I have not granted you use of it, nor would I ever. I sent a similar notice to your friend at another website, and because he realized he was violating the law and engaging in copyright and trademark infringement, he removed my photo. You must do the same, or I will be seeing you in court. Debbie Schlussel [...]
Patterico’s Pontifications » Debbie Does Lunacy - And Just About Nothing Else says:
[...] UPDATE: Beth and Beth have more, as does Misha. The first Beth offers a brilliant suggestion: Carnival of Debbie Schlussel is a Cupid Stunt. Meanwhile, Don Surber, who is far more charitable than I, asks his readers to pray for D.S. rather than at her. [...]
Matt’s Notepad » Blog Archive » ‘Net case: Debbie Schlussel says:
[...] While I was doing some reading up for my own little review of Superman Returns, I happened to be directed to a review of the movie done by one ‘Debbie Schlussel’. It’s surprising funny stuff, simply because she attempts to make the loosest of connections and draw the longest metaphorical bows I’ve seen - and I’ve done Film & Narrative analysation classes. I’m not American and thus I’ve never heard of her before, apparently she’s a member of MENSA, is a right wring columnist and appears on the Howard Stern show a bit. Apparently she’s also regarded as a bit of a complete raving lunatic (which would explain the Stern appearances I guess) and possibly insane (as referenced here, here, here and here). [...]