SheenWatch - More ravings from the Unhinged One
- Posted by Martin on March 29th, 2006 filed in General, Guest Posts, Martin
This is an email written to The Guardian by famous aviator and building-demolition expert, Charles Sheen (son of my namesake, the REAL President of the United States of America).
How dare the Pentagon stonewall this eminent and learned man? His is a noble and vital National cause - to uncover and expose the truth behind the extremely fishy ‘official’ version of 9/11. His intricate knowledge of explosives and aviation, gained through years of largely mediocre work in the field of thespianism, will be essential in ensuring that no stone is left unturned during this chillingly important endeavor.
Any suggestions that years of cocaine and call-girls have destroyed what intellect there ever was in Sheen’s braincells were vigorously denied by his team of physicians.
Editor’s Note: Charlie Sheen was this morning arrested in Bel Air wearing only a pair of red underpants on his head, shouting “they’re the only way to stop Karl Rove controlling you, IDIOTS!!!”. He has been taken to the Mount Sinai Center for Pseudo-Intellectual Ex-Celebrities for a detailed 36 month psychiatric evaluation.
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Beth says:
I think Charlie Este–er, Sheen, shed a few too many brain cells somewhere in West Hollywood. He’s definitely lost his farking mind.
Beers all around for Martin! (not Sheen, of course)
Ms. Underestimated says:
We Can Afford to Be a Silent Majority No More - Unintended Consequences
We have seen, especially us cops, the warning signs for a long time but unfortunately they have been mostly ignored. We can’t afford to do that anymore. What would Reagan do?