Man cuts off his penis and throws it at the police
WTF was this guy thinking? (“My penis is a powerful weapon?”) Who knows. The guy’s obviously not really “thinking” like the rest of the world.
Police arrived on Fik’s block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
“At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away,” Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with “another handful of knives,” Dolan said.
So, he still had more knives at his disposal, but he thought throwing his dick at them should be chosen as an option before the other knives. Right. He’s been charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, but I’m kinda thinking the guy’s proper place is in a straitjacket in a mental hospital.
Vinnie says:
This one time, in band camp……
tommy says:
I can think of more appropriate responses to being called needle dick.
bill says:
where was the police dog when he threw certain parts of his anatomy? and were the police just out of ammo or were the barney fife’s wanna be’s! well duh! :idea:
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B.C. says:
Bet he doesn’t have the balls to try that again!
:razz:
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mavinnnn says:
crazy ass muttafuka and ouchhhhh:cry: