Looney Clooney: Don’t Hurt Me, I’m a Liberal!
NEWS FLASH (for the utterly clueless):
George Clooney says he’s a “liberal!”
Too many people run away from the label. They whisper it like you’d whisper “I’m a Nazi.” Like it’s dirty word.
No, you foolish dimwit. People like you give the word “liberal” the negative connotations. You might note I don’t call you and your leftard comrades “liberal”–not since Bush was elected, anyway. Not since the left became about as illiberal as…say, Stalin. I know plenty of REAL “liberals” who don’t think they’re victimized by their liberalism, and they also don’t think people like me–the dreaded conservative–are fascists, evil, rednecks, war criminals, chickenhawks, etc. They’re also not intellectually dishonest hypocrites. THOSE people are liberals. You, George Clooney are a barking moonbat. A leftist. Not a “liberal.”
Poor George, he can’t help it. He was born with his head up his ass. *
Dread Pundit Bluto, with an excellent Moonbat translation.
All Things Beautiful, for more commentary.
UPDATE: The best comment of the year, from Holly Aho (buy her book!):
George Clooney has always given me the creeps. I remember a few years ago a story of a practical joke Clooney thought up and believed was hilarious. His roommate had a cat, and Clooney decided to clean the litterbox every day for a week so his friend would think the cat was ill. After a week he took a dump in the litterbox and let his friend have a heart attack at how backed up his cat had been.
Who the hell craps in a litterbox and leaves it out for others to find? What a moron, a creepy moron.
Eeeeeek! Skank-ass crapped in a kitty litter box!
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Holly Aho says:
George Clooney has always given me the creeps. I remember a few years ago a story of a practical joke Clooney thought up and believed was hilarious. His roommate had a cat, and Clooney decided to clean the litterbox every day for a week so his friend would think the cat was ill. After a week he took a dump in the litterbox and let his friend have a heart attack at how backed up his cat had been.
Who the hell craps in a litterbox and leaves it out for others to find? What a moron, a creepy moron.
Beth says:
OMFG Holly!!!! Best comment of the year!!!!
All Things Beautiful says:
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