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Lawrence O’Donnell: Cheney was drunk, but I’m on crack

• Posted by Beth on February 15th, 2006 filed in General, Journalism, Moonbats, Politics, Stupid, WTF    

No, he didn’t really say that, of course. But you have to wonder, what the hell is he thinking? You know, the mainstream media accuses bloggers of hysterical speculation and slander (at least I made it clear that I was KIDDING about O’Donnell being on crack), and then he comes out with this shi’ite about Dick Cheney probably being drunk when hunting? Give me a break.

How do we know there was no alcohol? Cheney refused to talk to local authorities until the next day. No point in giving him a breathalyzer then. Every lawyer I’ve talked to assumes Cheney was too drunk to talk to the cops after the shooting. The next question for the White House should be: Was Cheney drunk?

If that’s not wild speculation, then the definition needs to be revised.

I’ve had it with this bullshi’ite story.

This whole thing is the most ridiculous bunch of ignorant partisan nonsense ever. It’s like NONE of these morons in the media or the left-winger partisans have ever gone hunting or known people who hunt–and the truth is, they probably haven’t. Hunting accidents like this happen OFTEN. This is just opportunistic bullshi’ite. Sure, it’s a story–because it is kinda funny in a late-night talk show way, and because it happens to be the Vice President.

The White House’s and Vice President’s office’s mistake is and was not understanding that those people don’t understand it–for not speaking to their ignorance. They responded as though EVERYONE knows shi’ite happens when you’re a hunter, that it’s an accepted risk, and they didn’t make a huge deal out of it. The stupid media jumped all over the White House for not freaking out about it themselves. Then, when Whittington had a mild heart attack yesterday, I can see why they wanted to “wait and see” before telling them–obviously they knew the media would be hysterical. This bullshi’ite story has turned from the non-story of a hunting accident to the war between the White House (or specifically, Scott McClelland) and the White House press corps. But for Lawrence O’Donnell, apparently that’s not enough. Here’s more of his ignorant babbling:

I have never gone hunting with ultra-rich Republicans on a Saturday afternoon, but I have seen them tailgating at Ivy League football games, so it’s hard for me to believe that any of their Saturday lunches are alcohol free.

Well, duh, OBVIOUSLY you haven’t gone hunting. You obviously don’t realize also that Cheney has a bit of a heart condition that I would imagine dictates sobriety. But I guess that doesn’t matter. Hey, I’ve never gone to blog at the stupid Huffington Post with a bunch of left-winger morons, but I’ve been to concerts before and I’ve seen them “tailgating,” smoking dope and doing coke, in the parking lot, so it’s hard for me to believe that their time writing is drug-free. What kind of ridiculous logic is this, anyway? Hey, Lawrence: maybe you didn’t notice, but there are usually no guns around when you’re tailgating at a football game, and I would imagine that is particularly true with the “ultra-rich.” (Insert your own Auburn/Tennessee joke here.)

Next thing you know, we’ll be hearing the morons wanting to regulate hunting/guns some more. Count on it. Opportunistic bullshi’ite. The vests weren’t bright enough! Nobody over the age of 60 can hunt! Make the birdshot different so it doesn’t spray! Ban bird-hunting! Make it illegal for Republicans to own guns!

To you dumbasses jumping on this story: You’re really becoming tiresome with your deranged crap. It used to be funny, now it’s just old. I’m just worried about there being so many paranoid, ignorant, and crazy people running around having jobs in the media and elsewhere. Scary shi’ite.

Sorry, I’m not linking to that bunch of crap at the Huffington Crackhouse. You can find more at Dan Riehl’s or Outside the Beltway (both linked above).

Tags: Cheney, hunting, Whittington