Throw Mohammed From the Train
Sorry, I might be away from the computer a bit today so for now, I’m going to make this (in hopes that you lurkers will surprise me)
…a blatant ripoff of Madfish Willie’s infamous, evil genius Fistful of Penis.
Madfish Willie rules apply to this thread:
In the comments, take a movie title and substitute the word Mohammed for a word in the title. Do not repeat a previous Mo movie title. You are only allowed ONE Mohammed movie title per post as we are aiming for the Blogger World Record for comments on a post.
(He’s got over 1600 comments!)
Don’t spaz out if your comment gets put in moderation–I’ve got a pretty strong word filter (even words like “teen” and “socialist” will get flagged), but I do clear the mod queue fairly quickly.
So, how about it?
Tags: Mohammed, Muhammad, movies

Marinewife says:
(snicker)
The Full Mohammed
J Rob says:
A Fish Named Mohammed
J Rob says:
Attack of the 50 Foot Mohammed
J Rob says:
Mohammed Needs Women
J Rob says:
Santa Claus Conquers the Mohhmedans
J Rob says:
ummm…I mean Santa Claus Conquers the Mohammedans
J Rob says:
Sorority Mohammed in the Slime Ball Bowl-a-rama
Mohammed (pbum) says:
Piglet’s Big Mohammed (LOL @ the sorority one JRob–Infidel!)
Mohammed (pbum) says:
The Hunchback of Mohammed
Mohammed (pbum) says:
Brokeback Mohammed
Mohammed (pbum) says:
My Own Private Mohammed
Mohammed (pbum) says:
Mohammed and the Angry Inch
Mohammed (pbum) says:
200 Mohammeds
Marinewife says:
Much Ado About Mohammed
J Rob's House of Opinions says:
Throw Mohammed from the Train
This is kind of fun in a somewhat sadistic politically incorrest kind of way. Sort of.
Marinewife says:
Mohammed Does Dallas
Marinewife says:
Harold and Mohammed Go To White Castle
J Rob says:
Winnie the Mohammed
J Rob says:
Mohammed the Pooh and Piglet Too
Marinewife says:
Dude…Where’s My Mohammed?
J Rob says:
Little Mohammed
Marinewife says:
When a Man Loves a Mohammed
Marinewife says:
Mohammed Jones Diary
Marinewife says:
The Good, The Bad, and the Mohammed
Beth says:
Repo Mohammed
Beth says:
Mohammed from the Black Lagoon
Beth says:
Child’s Play 2: Mohammed’s Back
Marinewife says:
7 Mohammeds for 7 Brothers
Marinewife says:
Boondock Mohammeds
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Blog Archive » Or maybe it should be the Dick Cheney Movie Thread? says:
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scottb says:
Mohammed Dynamite
scottb says:
Mohammed: Pig in the City
scottb says:
Bob & Mohammed & Ted & Alice
Greg says:
Raising Mohammed
Marinewife says:
When a Mohammed Calls
eLarson says:
Mohammed vs. The Smog Monster
eLarson says:
Mohammed II: Electric Boogaloo
scottb says:
The Muppets Take Mohammed
beautifulatrocities says:
Mohammed Breckinridge
Beth says:
Mohammed Wars III–Revenge of the Sith
Beth says:
What’s Eating Mohammed Grape
beautifulatrocities says:
Die! Die! My Mohammed!
beautifulatrocities says:
How to Stuff a Wild Mohammed
beautifulatrocities says:
Mohammed, the Gay Blade
SondraK says:
Tea with Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
The Last of The Mohammedans
spacemonkey says:
Star Trek: The Mohammed Picture
spacemonkey says:
The Return of The Mohammed Panther
spacemonkey says:
Walk The Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
Three Men and A Little Mohammed
SondraK says:
Jeff 44:
BLASPHEME!!!!!
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed and Robin
spacemonkey says:
Me, Myself and Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
Chasing Mohammed.
spacemonkey says:
Oh Mohammed, Where Art Thou?
Jeff H says:
I’m torn–not between 2 lovers, but 2 variations of the same title:
“The Muhammad Beanfield War”
or
“The Milagro Beanfield Muhammad”.
spacemonkey says:
The Shawshank Mohammed
Der Tommissar says:
Stalag Mohammed
Jeff H says:
Breakin’ 2: Electric Muhammad.
spacemonkey says:
Pretty Mohammed
Jeff H says:
{Elvis}
Viva Las Muhammad!
Jeff H says:
{risque}
Behind the Green Muhammad
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed 911
Jeff H says:
{more risque}
Muhammad Does Dallas
spacemonkey says:
Four Weddings and a Mohammed
Jeff H says:
Harper Valley Muhammad
spacemonkey says:
Not Another Teen Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed and The Bandit
Jeff H says:
{obvious}
Kill Muhammad
spacemonkey says:
How Mohammed Got Her Goove Back
Jeff H says:
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Muhammad
Jeff H says:
I Know What You Did Last Muhammad
Jeff H says:
{classic}
Muhammad Hur
Jeff H says:
{straight to video, via Internet}
One Night In Muhammad
{apologies to Paris Hilton}
Jeff H says:
{Michael Moore}
Bowling for Muhammad
spacemonkey says:
Who Framed Mohammed Rabbit?
CraigC says:
Blazing Mohammeds
spacemonkey says:
Nightmare on Mohammed Street
auspatriotman says:
“Midnight Mohammed”:roll:
Annoying Mike says:
Dr. Mohammed: or How I Learned to Stop Worring and Love the Bomb.
Annoying Mike says:
A Fistfull of Mohammeds
Annoying Mike says:
A Few Mohammeds More
spacemonkey says:
Weekend at Mohammed’s
Lisa says:
Sex, Lies, and Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
28 Mohammeds Later
Lisa says:
Steel Mohammeds
Lisa says:
Terms of Mohammeds
spacemonkey says:
Curious Mohammed
Lisa says:
Last of the Mohammeds
spacemonkey says:
Chariots of Mohammed
Lisa says:
(Clerks - strangely appropriate)
“Mohammeds”
spacemonkey says:
From Mohammed With Love
Lisa says:
I Know What Mohammed Did Last Summer
Lisa says:
Glengarry Glenmohammed
Lisa says:
Dr. Mohammed
(Dr. Zhivago)
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed Got Fingered
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed, The Love Bug
Lisa says:
For the “Lifetime” devotees:
“A Mohammed Scorned; The Betty Broderick Story”
spacemonkey says:
Good Mohammed, Vietnam!
spacemonkey says:
The Dead Mohammed’s Society
Lisa says:
Meet Me In Mohammed
(Love that Judy Garland!)
spacemonkey says:
The Shaggy Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
Fear and Loathing in Las Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
My Big Fat Greek Mohammed
RandyM says:
The Mohammed Mile
RandyM says:
The Summer of Mohammed
eLarson says:
Faster Mohammed! Kill! Kill!
eLarson says:
Days of Wine and Muhammed
eLarson says:
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Mohammedans
spacemonkey says:
Starsky And Mohammed
eLarson says:
I Was A Teenage Muhammed
spacemonkey says:
One Flew Over the Mohammed’s Nest
Beth says:
Kill Mohammed, Vol. 1
eLarson says:
Attack of the the Muhammed Creature
(yes… two “the” in a row)
Beth says:
Kill Mohammed, Vol 2
eLarson says:
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Muhammed
Beth says:
Mohammed Scared Stupid
spacemonkey says:
A Clockwork Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed and Mohammeder
your mother says:
Close Encounters of the Mohammed Kind
spacemonkey says:
Mohammed 2: Pig in the City
Beth says:
The Ugly Mohammed
spacemonkey says:
Jerry Mohammed
your mother says:
Four Mohammeds and a Funeral
Beth says:
Real Mohammeds Have Curves
Beth says:
The Mohammed Suspects
your mother says:
Gone with the Mohammed
scottb says:
The Girl in the Red Mohammed
scottb says:
Mohammed in Pink
scottb says:
The Rocky Horror Mohammed Show
scottb says:
Austin Powers: The spy who shagged Mohammed
scottb says:
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Mohammed
scottb says:
Mohammed Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Beth says:
Mohammed 9/11 (!)
Beth says:
Mohammed Dynamite
Beth says:
Mohammed Goes Down :razz:
(Igby Goes Down)
Beth says:
The Madness of King Mohammed
beautifulatrocities says:
Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Mohammed
Beth says:
Diary of a Mad Black Mohammed
Patrick says:
The Bridges of Mohammed County
Beth says:
Billy Jack Goes to Mohammed
Beth says:
Party Mohammed: The Shockumentary
Beth says:
Henry & Mohammed
Patrick says:
Moulin Mohammed
beautifulatrocities says:
A Fish Called Mohammed
Anthony says:
Mohammed Chainsaw Massacre
beautifulatrocities says:
That Darn Mohammed!
The Jawa Report says:
I Would Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney Than…
Along the same lines as this (which you should participate in too). Finish the phrase “I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than…” “Go riding with Ted Kennedy” is already taken, sorry….
Daniel Johnson says:
Mohammed’s Hollywood Screen Kiss
Lisa says:
What’s Eating Mohammed Grape
Lisa says:
The Mohammed Trap
Lisa says:
DC Mohammed
Lisa says:
The Runaway Mohammed
Lisa says:
The Constant Mohammed
beautifulatrocities says:
Faster, Mohammed! Kill! Kill!
Lisa says:
In Mohammed’s Shoes
Lisa says:
The 40-Year-Old Mohammed
Lisa says:
Mohammed & Nancy
armen says:
Dirty Rotten Mohammeds
or
Mohammed to the future
Dennis says:
The Shaggy Mohammad
LindaSoG says:
Mohammed of the Apes
Bruce says:
Dial “M” for Mohammed
utron says:
Child’s Play 3: Bride of Mohammed
beautifulatrocities says:
Mohammed in his Pants
utron says:
The Further Adventures of Mohammed Banzai across the Eighth Dimension
utron says:
It’s a Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed World
Jeff says:
Mohammed Jones and the Last Crusade.
(my verification code was “todd”… I don’t think I like that.
beautifulatrocities says:
Mohammed Beach Party
Jeremiah says:
They Shoot Mohammeds, Don’t They?
Close Encounters of the Mohammed Kind
The 39 Mohammeds
Dial M for Mohammed
[9/11/]2001: A Mohammed Odyssey
Take the Mohammed and Run
Mohammed Better Blues
Mohammed X
He Got Mohammed
M[ohammed]FK
Mohammed’s List
The Diary of Mohammed Frank
utron says:
Mohammed and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
(and the sequel, Mohammed and Ted Go to Hell)
wfoster says:
Bend it like Mohammed
or
The Usual Mohammeds
Jeremiah says:
The World According to Mohammed
Boogie Mohammeds
All About Mohammed
Harold and Mohammed
Blazing Mohammeds
Mohammed Anxiety
The Last Mohammed in Paris
… and last but not least:
Mohammed of Arabia
Marinewife says:
Mohammedless in Seattle
Marinewife says:
You’ve got Mohammed
Marinewife says:
Mohammed Gump
beautifulatrocities says:
Philmore Butts: Taking Care of Mohammed (Jenna Jameson)
utron says:
Cannibal Mohammed in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Marinewife says:
Mohammed in Love
Marinewife says:
The Mohammed House Rules
utron says:
Fried Green Mohammeds
Marinewife says:
Mohammed is a Many Splendored Thing
Marinewife says:
American Mohammed
joeythelemur says:
Slap Mohammed
Marinewife says:
Divine Secrets of the Mohammed Sisterhood
Marinewife says:
Dead Mohammed Walking
joeythelemur says:
Les Mohammedbles
jwookie says:
Memoirs of a Mohammed
John says:
I’m confused. Why is everybody posting movie titles with an old boxer’s name?
OK, I’ll play.
The Mohammed Adventure
joeythelemur says:
The Mohammed Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain
John says:
Deep Mohammed
utron says:
They Saved Mohammed’s Brain (aka Madmen of Mandoras)
John says:
Lord of the Turbans:
The Two Mohammeds
The Return of Mohammed
joeythelemur says:
Mohammed, The Hands Of Fate
StevieB says:
The Mohamminator
jwookie says:
Sum of All Mohammeds
Any Given Mohammed
Meet the Mohammeds
The Apple Dumpling Mohammed
Mohammed of No Return
We’re no Mohammed
Cake or Death says:
For a good time, go see “Throw Mohammed from the T
My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is having a Mohammed Movie Thread in honor of the cartoon riots. Some of the funnier entries
Jeremiah says:
Bram Stoker’s Mohammad
The Bad News Mohammeds
The Mohammed Breaks
Bob, Carol, Ted & Mohammed
The Sound of Mohammed
Mohammed Burning
Escape from Mohammed
Mohammed Marsala
Mohammedstruck
Heroic Dreamer says:
The Mohammed Who Stole Christmas
StevieB says:
Mohammedator 2: Judgment Day
beautifulatrocities says:
Don’t Tell Mohammed the Babysitter’s Dead
Patrick says:
The Never Ending Mohammed
Annoying Mike says:
Seven Mohammeds for Seven Brothers
Patrick says:
The Mohammed Club
Annoying Mike says:
The Manchurian Mohammed
Patrick says:
Weird Mohammed
Patrick says:
St. Mohammed’s Fire
Patrick says:
The Towering Mohammed
Vinnie says:
Mohammed’s Web
The Mohammed and the Snowman
The Mohammed Hunter
Delivermohammedance
The Big Red Mohammed
The Mohammed of the Bulge
The Mohammeds in Company C
A Mohammed Too Far
The Longest Mohammed
Escape from Stalag Mohammed
An Affair To Mohammed
The 10 Mohammedments
Mohammed Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Mohammed of Oz
The Last Picture Mohammed
Rebel Without a Mohammed
Mohammed Graffiti
Jeremiah says:
My Beautiful Mohammedette
The Mohammedan Candidate
My Dinner with Mohammed
Come Back to Five and Dime, Mohammed, Mohammed
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mohammed
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Mohammed
Breakfast at Mohammed’s
Cool Hand Mohammed
A Few Good Mohammeds
Mohammed Max
emily says:
Diary of a Mad Mohammed
emily says:
Bang the Mohammed Slowly
emily says:
Thelma and Mohammed
armen says:
Canadian Mohammed
Mohammed! Mohammed! Mohammed! (Tora! Tora! Tora!)
Big Mohammed’s House