Throw Mohammed From the Train

Sorry, I might be away from the computer a bit today so for now, I’m going to make this (in hopes that you lurkers will surprise me)

THE MOHAMMED MOVIE THREAD

…a blatant ripoff of Madfish Willie’s infamous, evil genius Fistful of Penis.

Madfish Willie rules apply to this thread:

In the comments, take a movie title and substitute the word Mohammed for a word in the title. Do not repeat a previous Mo movie title. You are only allowed ONE Mohammed movie title per post as we are aiming for the Blogger World Record for comments on a post.

(He’s got over 1600 comments!)

Don’t spaz out if your comment gets put in moderation–I’ve got a pretty strong word filter (even words like “teen” and “socialist” will get flagged), but I do clear the mod queue fairly quickly.

So, how about it?

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1,655 Responses to “Throw Mohammed From the Train”

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    Marinewife says:

    (snicker)
    The Full Mohammed



  2. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    A Fish Named Mohammed



  3. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Attack of the 50 Foot Mohammed



  4. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Mohammed Needs Women



  5. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Santa Claus Conquers the Mohhmedans



  6. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    ummm…I mean Santa Claus Conquers the Mohammedans



  7. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Sorority Mohammed in the Slime Ball Bowl-a-rama



  8. Gravatar
    Mohammed (pbum) says:

    Piglet’s Big Mohammed (LOL @ the sorority one JRob–Infidel!)



  9. Gravatar
    Mohammed (pbum) says:

    The Hunchback of Mohammed



  10. Gravatar
    Mohammed (pbum) says:

    Brokeback Mohammed



  11. Gravatar
    Mohammed (pbum) says:

    My Own Private Mohammed



  12. Gravatar
    Mohammed (pbum) says:

    Mohammed and the Angry Inch



  13. Gravatar
    Mohammed (pbum) says:

    200 Mohammeds



  14. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Much Ado About Mohammed



  15. Gravatar
    J Rob's House of Opinions says:

    Throw Mohammed from the Train

    This is kind of fun in a somewhat sadistic politically incorrest kind of way. Sort of.



  16. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Mohammed Does Dallas



  17. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Harold and Mohammed Go To White Castle



  18. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Winnie the Mohammed



  19. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Mohammed the Pooh and Piglet Too



  20. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Dude…Where’s My Mohammed?



  21. Gravatar
    J Rob says:

    Little Mohammed



  22. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    When a Man Loves a Mohammed



  23. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Mohammed Jones Diary



  24. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    The Good, The Bad, and the Mohammed



  25. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Repo Mohammed



  26. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Mohammed from the Black Lagoon



  27. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Child’s Play 2: Mohammed’s Back



  28. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    7 Mohammeds for 7 Brothers



  29. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Boondock Mohammeds



  30. Gravatar
    MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Blog Archive » Or maybe it should be the Dick Cheney Movie Thread? says:

    [...] Attack of the Killer Dick Cheneys, anyone? * [...]



  31. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Mohammed Dynamite



  32. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Mohammed: Pig in the City



  33. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Bob & Mohammed & Ted & Alice



  34. Gravatar
    Greg says:

    Raising Mohammed



  35. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    When a Mohammed Calls



  36. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    Mohammed vs. The Smog Monster



  37. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    Mohammed II: Electric Boogaloo



  38. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    The Muppets Take Mohammed



  39. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Mohammed Breckinridge



  40. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Mohammed Wars III–Revenge of the Sith



  41. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    What’s Eating Mohammed Grape



  42. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Die! Die! My Mohammed!



  43. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    How to Stuff a Wild Mohammed



  44. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Mohammed, the Gay Blade



  45. Gravatar
    SondraK says:

    Tea with Mohammed



  46. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    The Last of The Mohammedans



  47. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Star Trek: The Mohammed Picture



  48. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    The Return of The Mohammed Panther



  49. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Walk The Mohammed



  50. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Three Men and A Little Mohammed



  51. Gravatar
    SondraK says:

    Jeff 44:

    BLASPHEME!!!!!



  52. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed and Robin



  53. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Me, Myself and Mohammed



  54. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Chasing Mohammed.



  55. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Oh Mohammed, Where Art Thou?



  56. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    I’m torn–not between 2 lovers, but 2 variations of the same title:

    “The Muhammad Beanfield War”

    or

    “The Milagro Beanfield Muhammad”.



  57. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    The Shawshank Mohammed



  58. Gravatar
    Der Tommissar says:

    Stalag Mohammed



  59. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    Breakin’ 2: Electric Muhammad.



  60. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Pretty Mohammed



  61. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {Elvis}

    Viva Las Muhammad!



  62. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {risque}

    Behind the Green Muhammad



  63. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed 911



  64. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {more risque}

    Muhammad Does Dallas



  65. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Four Weddings and a Mohammed



  66. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    Harper Valley Muhammad



  67. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Not Another Teen Mohammed



  68. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed and The Bandit



  69. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {obvious}

    Kill Muhammad



  70. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    How Mohammed Got Her Goove Back



  71. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Muhammad



  72. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    I Know What You Did Last Muhammad



  73. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {classic}

    Muhammad Hur



  74. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {straight to video, via Internet}

    One Night In Muhammad

    {apologies to Paris Hilton}



  75. Gravatar
    Jeff H says:

    {Michael Moore}

    Bowling for Muhammad



  76. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Who Framed Mohammed Rabbit?



  77. Gravatar
    CraigC says:

    Blazing Mohammeds



  78. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Nightmare on Mohammed Street



  79. Gravatar
    auspatriotman says:

    “Midnight Mohammed”:roll:



  80. Gravatar
    Annoying Mike says:

    Dr. Mohammed: or How I Learned to Stop Worring and Love the Bomb.



  81. Gravatar
    Annoying Mike says:

    A Fistfull of Mohammeds



  82. Gravatar
    Annoying Mike says:

    A Few Mohammeds More



  83. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Weekend at Mohammed’s



  84. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Sex, Lies, and Mohammed



  85. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    28 Mohammeds Later



  86. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Steel Mohammeds



  87. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Terms of Mohammeds



  88. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Curious Mohammed



  89. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Last of the Mohammeds



  90. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Chariots of Mohammed



  91. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    (Clerks - strangely appropriate)

    “Mohammeds”



  92. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    From Mohammed With Love



  93. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    I Know What Mohammed Did Last Summer



  94. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Glengarry Glenmohammed



  95. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Dr. Mohammed

    (Dr. Zhivago)



  96. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed Got Fingered



  97. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed, The Love Bug



  98. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    For the “Lifetime” devotees:

    “A Mohammed Scorned; The Betty Broderick Story”



  99. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Good Mohammed, Vietnam!



  100. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    The Dead Mohammed’s Society



  101. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Meet Me In Mohammed

    (Love that Judy Garland!)



  102. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    The Shaggy Mohammed



  103. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Fear and Loathing in Las Mohammed



  104. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    My Big Fat Greek Mohammed



  105. Gravatar
    RandyM says:

    The Mohammed Mile



  106. Gravatar
    RandyM says:

    The Summer of Mohammed



  107. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    Faster Mohammed! Kill! Kill!



  108. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    Days of Wine and Muhammed



  109. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Mohammedans



  110. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Starsky And Mohammed



  111. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    I Was A Teenage Muhammed



  112. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    One Flew Over the Mohammed’s Nest



  113. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Kill Mohammed, Vol. 1



  114. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    Attack of the the Muhammed Creature

    (yes… two “the” in a row)



  115. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Kill Mohammed, Vol 2



  116. Gravatar
    eLarson says:

    It’s the Great Pumpkin, Muhammed



  117. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Mohammed Scared Stupid



  118. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    A Clockwork Mohammed



  119. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed and Mohammeder



  120. Gravatar
    your mother says:

    Close Encounters of the Mohammed Kind



  121. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Mohammed 2: Pig in the City



  122. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    The Ugly Mohammed



  123. Gravatar
    spacemonkey says:

    Jerry Mohammed



  124. Gravatar
    your mother says:

    Four Mohammeds and a Funeral



  125. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Real Mohammeds Have Curves



  126. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    The Mohammed Suspects



  127. Gravatar
    your mother says:

    Gone with the Mohammed



  128. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    The Girl in the Red Mohammed



  129. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Mohammed in Pink



  130. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    The Rocky Horror Mohammed Show



  131. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Austin Powers: The spy who shagged Mohammed



  132. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Mohammed



  133. Gravatar
    scottb says:

    Mohammed Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest



  134. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Mohammed 9/11 (!)



  135. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Mohammed Dynamite



  136. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Mohammed Goes Down :razz:

    (Igby Goes Down)



  137. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    The Madness of King Mohammed



  138. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Mohammed



  139. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Diary of a Mad Black Mohammed



  140. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    The Bridges of Mohammed County



  141. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Billy Jack Goes to Mohammed



  142. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Party Mohammed: The Shockumentary



  143. Gravatar
    Beth says:

    Henry & Mohammed



  144. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    Moulin Mohammed



  145. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    A Fish Called Mohammed



  146. Gravatar
    Anthony says:

    Mohammed Chainsaw Massacre



  147. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    That Darn Mohammed!



  148. Gravatar
    The Jawa Report says:

    I Would Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney Than…

    Along the same lines as this (which you should participate in too). Finish the phrase “I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than…” “Go riding with Ted Kennedy” is already taken, sorry….



  149. Gravatar
    Daniel Johnson says:

    Mohammed’s Hollywood Screen Kiss



  150. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    What’s Eating Mohammed Grape



  151. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    The Mohammed Trap



  152. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    DC Mohammed



  153. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    The Runaway Mohammed



  154. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    The Constant Mohammed



  155. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Faster, Mohammed! Kill! Kill!



  156. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    In Mohammed’s Shoes



  157. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    The 40-Year-Old Mohammed



  158. Gravatar
    Lisa says:

    Mohammed & Nancy



  159. Gravatar
    armen says:

    Dirty Rotten Mohammeds

    or

    Mohammed to the future



  160. Gravatar
    Dennis says:

    The Shaggy Mohammad



  161. Gravatar
    LindaSoG says:

    Mohammed of the Apes



  162. Gravatar
    Bruce says:

    Dial “M” for Mohammed



  163. Gravatar
    utron says:

    Child’s Play 3: Bride of Mohammed



  164. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Mohammed in his Pants



  165. Gravatar
    utron says:

    The Further Adventures of Mohammed Banzai across the Eighth Dimension



  166. Gravatar
    utron says:

    It’s a Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed World



  167. Gravatar
    Jeff says:

    Mohammed Jones and the Last Crusade.

    (my verification code was “todd”… I don’t think I like that.



  168. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Mohammed Beach Party



  169. Gravatar
    Jeremiah says:

    They Shoot Mohammeds, Don’t They?

    Close Encounters of the Mohammed Kind

    The 39 Mohammeds

    Dial M for Mohammed

    [9/11/]2001: A Mohammed Odyssey

    Take the Mohammed and Run

    Mohammed Better Blues

    Mohammed X

    He Got Mohammed

    M[ohammed]FK

    Mohammed’s List

    The Diary of Mohammed Frank



  170. Gravatar
    utron says:

    Mohammed and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
    (and the sequel, Mohammed and Ted Go to Hell)



  171. Gravatar
    wfoster says:

    Bend it like Mohammed

    or

    The Usual Mohammeds



  172. Gravatar
    Jeremiah says:

    The World According to Mohammed

    Boogie Mohammeds

    All About Mohammed

    Harold and Mohammed

    Blazing Mohammeds

    Mohammed Anxiety

    The Last Mohammed in Paris

    … and last but not least:

    Mohammed of Arabia



  173. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Mohammedless in Seattle



  174. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    You’ve got Mohammed



  175. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Mohammed Gump



  176. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Philmore Butts: Taking Care of Mohammed (Jenna Jameson)



  177. Gravatar
    utron says:

    Cannibal Mohammed in the Avocado Jungle of Death



  178. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Mohammed in Love



  179. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    The Mohammed House Rules



  180. Gravatar
    utron says:

    Fried Green Mohammeds



  181. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Mohammed is a Many Splendored Thing



  182. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    American Mohammed



  183. Gravatar
    joeythelemur says:

    Slap Mohammed



  184. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Divine Secrets of the Mohammed Sisterhood



  185. Gravatar
    Marinewife says:

    Dead Mohammed Walking



  186. Gravatar
    joeythelemur says:

    Les Mohammedbles



  187. Gravatar
    jwookie says:

    Memoirs of a Mohammed



  188. Gravatar
    John says:

    I’m confused. Why is everybody posting movie titles with an old boxer’s name?

    OK, I’ll play.

    The Mohammed Adventure



  189. Gravatar
    joeythelemur says:

    The Mohammed Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain



  190. Gravatar
    John says:

    Deep Mohammed



  191. Gravatar
    utron says:

    They Saved Mohammed’s Brain (aka Madmen of Mandoras)



  192. Gravatar
    John says:

    Lord of the Turbans:
    The Two Mohammeds
    The Return of Mohammed



  193. Gravatar
    joeythelemur says:

    Mohammed, The Hands Of Fate



  194. Gravatar
    StevieB says:

    The Mohamminator



  195. Gravatar
    jwookie says:

    Sum of All Mohammeds
    Any Given Mohammed
    Meet the Mohammeds
    The Apple Dumpling Mohammed
    Mohammed of No Return
    We’re no Mohammed



  196. Gravatar
    Cake or Death says:

    For a good time, go see “Throw Mohammed from the T

    My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is having a Mohammed Movie Thread in honor of the cartoon riots. Some of the funnier entries



  197. Gravatar
    Jeremiah says:

    Bram Stoker’s Mohammad

    The Bad News Mohammeds

    The Mohammed Breaks

    Bob, Carol, Ted & Mohammed

    The Sound of Mohammed

    Mohammed Burning

    Escape from Mohammed

    Mohammed Marsala

    Mohammedstruck



  198. Gravatar
    Heroic Dreamer says:

    The Mohammed Who Stole Christmas



  199. Gravatar
    StevieB says:

    Mohammedator 2: Judgment Day



  200. Gravatar
    beautifulatrocities says:

    Don’t Tell Mohammed the Babysitter’s Dead



  201. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    The Never Ending Mohammed



  202. Gravatar
    Annoying Mike says:

    Seven Mohammeds for Seven Brothers



  203. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    The Mohammed Club



  204. Gravatar
    Annoying Mike says:

    The Manchurian Mohammed



  205. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    Weird Mohammed



  206. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    St. Mohammed’s Fire



  207. Gravatar
    Patrick says:

    The Towering Mohammed



  208. Gravatar
    Vinnie says:

    Mohammed’s Web

    The Mohammed and the Snowman

    The Mohammed Hunter

    Delivermohammedance

    The Big Red Mohammed

    The Mohammed of the Bulge

    The Mohammeds in Company C

    A Mohammed Too Far

    The Longest Mohammed

    Escape from Stalag Mohammed

    An Affair To Mohammed

    The 10 Mohammedments

    Mohammed Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    The Mohammed of Oz

    The Last Picture Mohammed

    Rebel Without a Mohammed

    Mohammed Graffiti



  209. Gravatar
    Jeremiah says:

    My Beautiful Mohammedette

    The Mohammedan Candidate

    My Dinner with Mohammed

    Come Back to Five and Dime, Mohammed, Mohammed

    It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mohammed

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Mohammed

    Breakfast at Mohammed’s

    Cool Hand Mohammed

    A Few Good Mohammeds

    Mohammed Max



  210. Gravatar
    emily says:

    Diary of a Mad Mohammed



  211. Gravatar
    emily says:

    Bang the Mohammed Slowly



  212. Gravatar
    emily says:

    Thelma and Mohammed



  213. Gravatar
    armen says:

    Canadian Mohammed

    Mohammed! Mohammed! Mohammed! (Tora! Tora! Tora!)

    Big Mohammed’s House



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