We Are All Mohammed Now
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Aaron, in a comment on this post, gave me an idea.
Instead of all of us being Danish, let’s just all be Mohammed.
There are many advantages to living this way.
The Danes and everyone else are on the defensive concerning this issue. By being Mohammed yourself, you get to go on the offensive. And the best defense is a quick offense.
If you are Mohammed, and someone takes your picture, you may behead them. Especially if it’s that obnoxious relative you prayed wouldn’t show up at the family reunion.
You get to breeze through security at most major airports.
You get to rape, pillage, and burn at the most minimal slight of your name.
Everyone will add PBUH after they refer to you.
So, from this point on, anyone who comments on my posts without the name Mohammed, or one of its derivates, will be summarily deleted.*
Of course I, don’t have to change my blog name to Mohammed. I am granted free license to be a hypocrite.
Because we are all Mohammed now.
Note: leave your proper email and URL in your comment. You just have to change your name to Mohammed. Mustafa and PBUH are also accepted. So are Pedophile Prophet, Pedophile Pimp Prophet, and MacStansbury.
*Nah, not really.
Mohammed says:
ulululululululululu!!!!
Infidel!
You may also call me “MoHo,” if you Allah-less infidels want to. It is MY name, you Zionist running dogs!
P(igs)BUM!
Now excuse me while I go back to assfarking Piglet.
Muhammad says:
No!!!
I am Muhammad, you imposter!
Mo says:
You infidel dogs! Never forget, Allah loves me best because I AM The Prophet!
Beth says:
Let’s see just how sick we can get this thread! :mrgreen:
McMohammedsbury says:
1.2 billion unique hits and counting!
I am A STAR!!!!!!
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Aaron's cc: says:
I’m also wondering now if there are rules against desecrating the name Mohammed, ranging from flushing to merely throwing in the garbage. If so, we need to do to the word Mohammed what that guy in “Life of Brian” did to the word “Jehovah”.
Marvin says:
I’m Islam the Intolerant
I don’t tolerate anything.
I don’t tolerate women talking back.
I don’t tolerate anything.
I’m Islam the Intolerant.
Raving MO says:
I don’t know if anyone else will find this funny, but the word verification on this comment was “TARD”, it seemed “fitting”, at least to me.
Der Mohammissar says:
I’m the Mohammed (PBUH). Will the real Mohammed (PBUH) please stand up…please stand up…please stand up.
CaNN :: We started it. says:
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aaron says:
Wouldn’t You Like To Be Mohammed, Too?
My name is Mohammed and I’m proud
I like to cover women in a shroud
But now you look at news these days
My religion of peace setting blasphemers ablaze
I’m Mohammed he’s Mohammed she’s Mohammed we’re Mohammed
Wouldn’…
aaron » » Wouldn’t You Like To Be Mohammed, Too? says:
[...] Inspired by Beth, who was inspired by me who was inpired by Rusty. Your trackback could be seen here! aaron @ 8:41 am. Filed under Religion of Dhimmicide, Current Events [link] [trackback] [trackback: http://aarons.cc/2006/02/15/wouldnt-you-like-to-be-mohammed-too/trackback/ [...]