And Now A Word From Our Sponsor
- Posted by Vinnie on February 3rd, 2006 filed in Mohammed Cartoons, The War, Vinnie
Fatwas for this post are to be issued to Vince Aut Morire at the original post. Bring it on, suckas.
We are pleased to introduce noted star of the big and little screen, Mohammed the Prophet. Star of such blockbuster hits as “The Siege” and “Executive Decision.” Emmy award winning star of “Flight 93″ and various episodes of “24.”
Hello, O brothers. I have come with a couple of questions for you.
After a hard day of marching, flag burning, and chanting “Death to America, Israel, Denmark, and Vanutu!” do you find it hard to unwind?
After a hot, rough day in the Bekaa valley, training for your martyrdom mission, do you find it tough to relax and enjoy a good soccer game on the television?
Fret not, O holy warrior, for I have just the thing for you…
Fris Vodka. That’s right, imported from the great nation of Denmark, this super premium vodka is freeze distilled by master distillers commissioned by appointment to the royal Danish court. But don’t take my word for it, take theirs…
After a hot day preparing detonators and wiring IEDs, I greet my husband at the door with a Fris martini. It helps him wind down after a hard day, so that we can ululate all night, baby!
I was a kindergarten teacher before I found Fris. Now, after a drink or two, I can behead the infidel in my sleep!
Shhh…don’t tell anyone, but my daddy loves his Fris in a Cosmo! He mixes them in the hollowed out skull of an apostate!
There you have it, brothers and sisters. Purchase Fris Vodka, and other fine Danish products, in a store near you. And that’s not just a request, that’s a fatwa!
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