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WTW - MR ROGERS GIVES ME THE CREEPS

• Posted by Beth on February 1st, 2006 filed in General, Moonbats, Politics, White Trash Wednesday    

HAAAYYY YA’LL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i no i no i done ferget to poste today erlyer cuz MISS BETH THAT BITCH WUZ HAWGGIN THE COMPUTOR TALKIN ABOUT BUYIN DANISH’S LIKE opps them cap’s lock agin buyin danish’s like she aint gittin enuff junk food now she want’s to eat donut’s or danish’s and stuff well ill just stick to the BEER like ol CLETUS i think.

NE-WAYZ THAT AINT WHAT I’S HEAR FOR. i’s hear cuz this ol’ fatass beeyotch MR ROGERS is all pissy cuz he usta be a reglar ole home’ly guy with his hand up a pupet’s ass and stuff but he done got dumped from his luvver

so I HAD TO GIVE HIM A MAKE.OVOR AND A WIG TO COVER UP HIS SHINY LITTEL ACORN HEAD. AND HE AINT LIKEIN IT CUZ HE CAINT GIT NOBUDDY CEPT THE BUM’S WE DONE KICKED OUT OF THE TRAILOR PARK so now hes gittin tail from the bum’s on the park bench’s down town LOLL!!!! so waht do the bitch do? he want’s to rayse all kinda hell cuz he thank if he git’s enuff atenchin from the TEEVEE AND PAPER’S he mite git him a big ole impotent luvver in WARSHINGTON butt i think the way he look’s he bettor go back to the ZOO ware his old luvver come from!!!! waht a angrey thang! i tell u i aint no’ing ne-one who wood whant to be with a bitch like MR ROGERS!!!! pluss he need’s to go on a farkin deal a meal diet u no with that purty richard simmon’s all my fat firend’s sware by him!!!!! i woont no about it cuz i aint no fatass like MR ROGERS tho. BUTT I IS A HAIR DRESSOR AND BEUTY EXPERT SO I NO. jess look at the beeyotch!!! goooood lawdy lord!!!!11!!1!:arrow::arrow:

BUTT WAHT I RILLY THANK IS THAT. MR. ROGER’S NEED’S TO GET A FARKIN LIFE. LIKE WHEN HE FIND’S A HOTT LUVVOR FROM THE PARK BENCH’S MAY BE HE KIN USE SOME FO THAT CRAZEE BLOGG MONEY AND BUY HIM A BRAN NU TRAILOR I NO HE WOOD BE WELLCOME IF’N he wood just chill and stopp bean so godam ANGREY and fulla piss!!! B-SIDE’S my sexey fierend ROBERT sez he done herd MR ROGERS cood go to JAIL and i’s hear to tell u that aint no fun altho he mite thank it is!!! LOLL!!!! i bet my ex-cuzzin in law MOUNTAIN MAN from the hill’s of west virginny in the jointt wood like his sweet fat ass cuz it mite remind him of the hawg’s back home HAY MR ROGERS come on piggy, give me a ride…looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar….i bet you can squeal like a pig!!!!! *

NE-WAYZ i thank i no ware thay got the word HIPPOcrite! he as big as a hippo and dang near as smart as one butt not quite as. smart. LOLL he call’s impotent ppl BAD ppl when thay doin the same godam thang he do so i spose HE IS JESS SAYIN HE IS BAD 2!!! LOLOLLL!!!11!! I NO I AINT the most edukateid gurl butt AUBURN done thair best with me and at liest i aint dumass enuff to go round sayin OH SHE BAD SHE LIVE IN A TRAILOR cuz hell so does i!!! LOLL!!! HIPPOcritt! so hear’s waht i say to MR ROGERS from me and alla my kinfoke ‘cept my ex cuzin in law MOUNTAIN MAN who wood prolly luvv mr rogers AND from alla my boyz like hott ROBERT and a OTHER ROBERT and ne-one else who thank’s he a ass: HAY MR ROGERS U LO-LIFE DUMPSTER DIVIN’ SELF HATA: FARK YOU.

THASS ALL, Y’ALL!!!!

LOVE YA’LL (cept not u mr rogers)
BEULAH MAE!!!!
XOXOXOXOXO!!!!

oh and dont ferget to give my trailor park kinfoke a lil sloppey kiss’n luvvin hear?