Why Stop With Ben Franklin?
- Posted by Vinnie on January 25th, 2006 filed in Blogs, Funny, Guest Posts, Links, Moonbats, Politics, The War, Things I Love, Vinnie
Because I’m a kind, caring, compassionate soul, I have decided to try and help our lefty friends by coming up with other famous quotes they can place on their nearest convenient protest banner:
Mister, down this wall! - Ronald Reagan
4 score and seven years ago, we perish from this earth - Abraham Lincoln
Read my lips, no taxes - George H.W. Bush
We the order form establish justice - The Constitution
We hold that all men are endowed - The Declaration of Independence
Give or death! - Patrick Henry
A day that will live in the armed forces of Japan - Franklin Roosevelt
I did have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky - Bill Clinton


























William Teach says:
Ya know, that post begs for people to add their own, but DAMN, you did such a good job that it should stand on its own.
One man makes a majority “Andrew Jackson”
Governor Dean has no policy evidently, except ‘no.’ ‘No’ is not a policy. John Kerry.
Conservative Cat says:
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Ferdinand T. Cat says:
William, I don’t think that last one is a good example. By removing words from Kerry’s speech you’ve actually made the statement MORE accurate.
William Teach says:
Yup, what I meant to do. Didn’t want to compete with Vinnie. It was an old Kerry quote I had sitting in a file. Like this one:
I will stand up and struggle to try to get that right balance between sex and things. - John Kerry
Lots of editing there :lol:
Vinnie says:
Hey, feel free to add your own, if you want.
RovesTumor says:
You should also include:
“Now watch this drive…”
MacStansbury says:
I totally ripped off your idea.
thanks!