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Why Stop With Ben Franklin? | MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Why Stop With Ben Franklin?

Because I’m a kind, caring, compassionate soul, I have decided to try and help our lefty friends by coming up with other famous quotes they can place on their nearest convenient protest banner:

Mister, down this wall! - Ronald Reagan

4 score and seven years ago, we perish from this earth - Abraham Lincoln

Read my lips, no taxes - George H.W. Bush

We the order form establish justice - The Constitution

We hold that all men are endowed - The Declaration of Independence

Give or death! - Patrick Henry

A day that will live in the armed forces of Japan - Franklin Roosevelt

I did have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky - Bill Clinton



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7 Responses to “Why Stop With Ben Franklin?”

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    William Teach says:

    Ya know, that post begs for people to add their own, but DAMN, you did such a good job that it should stand on its own.

    One man makes a majority “Andrew Jackson”

    Governor Dean has no policy evidently, except ‘no.’ ‘No’ is not a policy. John Kerry.



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    Conservative Cat says:

    Wednesday

    The Right Place: Sunspot Activity Causes Brief Interruption of Karl Rove’s “Mind-Ray” - Democrats Claim Rare Moment of Sanity Don Surber: Pirates, Man Your Capitol! ROFASix: Dogs Attack Gator - Graphic Photo! TMH’s Bacon Bits: Top Ten (Profound) N…



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    Ferdinand T. Cat says:

    William, I don’t think that last one is a good example. By removing words from Kerry’s speech you’ve actually made the statement MORE accurate.



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    William Teach says:

    Yup, what I meant to do. Didn’t want to compete with Vinnie. It was an old Kerry quote I had sitting in a file. Like this one:

    I will stand up and struggle to try to get that right balance between sex and things. - John Kerry

    Lots of editing there :lol:



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    Vinnie says:

    Hey, feel free to add your own, if you want.



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    RovesTumor says:

    You should also include:
    “Now watch this drive…”



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    MacStansbury says:

    I totally ripped off your idea.

    thanks!



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