AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NSA USES COOKIES!!!!!!
- Posted by MacStansbury on December 28th, 2005 filed in John, Journalism, Moonbats, WTF
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
THE NSA WEBSITE USES COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S ALL A PLOT! IT’S ALL A PLOT!!!!!!! THEY’RE GONNA TRACK YOU, AND MAKE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID - NO - THEY ARE GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!! IN 2035!!!!!!!!!
KARL ROVE!!! GEORGE BUSH!!!! HALIBURTON!!!
DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY DICK CHENEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And, just to let you know I haven’t gone totally stark-raving mad [totally], might wanna check the expiration date on that Google cookie)
**UPDATE:** NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!!!! OPTIONAL UNJUST WAR ON INNOCENTS!!!!!!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE IRS WILL WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MAKE, THE POLICE WILL KEEP TABS OF YOUR SPEED, AND BANKS WILL MONITOR HOW MUCH MONEY IS IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!!!
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!! OH **MY**!!!! THIS IS JUST SOME **VAST**, HIDDEN, SECRET **RIGHT-WING** FUNDAMENTALIST, CAPITALIST **CONSPIRACY**!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


























Brian says:
Excellent point about the Google cookies. I hadn’t thought about that. It’s amazing how worked up people are getting over all this. =D
Conservative Cat says:
Advertisers May Be Able to Tell You’ve Looked at the NSA Web Site
It turns out that the NSA was caught using permanent cookies. This has several people in a tizzy, but the incident says more about the silliness of federal regulations than it does about invasion of privacy. A cookie is a…
reverse_vampyr says:
You forgot “NO BLOOD FOR OIL” and “UNJUST WAR”
MacStansbury says:
oh, jeez, I forgot! thanks for reminding me!
X. says:
No Blood for Oil.
Nope.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/071703.b_pr.shtml
Move along now. Nothing to see…
MacStansbury says:
well, since I brought it up, what does that prove? that one of the largest companies in the world is looking for future business opportunities?
guess what? they have maps of the entire planet. know why? BECAUSE THEY DRILL FOR OIL!!!
I sure hope you don’t work in construction or sales or advertising or recruiting. you really don’t seem to know much about getting new business.
Don Surber says:
Yea, I read this on the NYT web site — which has cookies.
I hope NSA has cookies
And milk
And those pecan brownies
MMM
Jeff H says:
Pardon my Freedom Speech, but what the f*** is the NSA–a government entity that doesn’t officially exist–doing with a website?