(Virtual) Gifts for Bloggers
- Posted by Beth on December 24th, 2005 filed in Blogs, General, Things I Love
If I had a ton of money, I’d be buying all my blog-friends Christmas/Hanukkah presents. Maybe something like these…
For his beleaguered wife, Merri:
For MacStansbury, self-designated Cotillion stalker:
For Janette, a Rare Breed–a true Southern Belle (bless her heart):
For Ilyka Damen, The Perfect Man:
For basil, a Catfish scoreboard sponsorship:
For the Commissar, some sculpture for home decor:

1. Australopithecus afarensis Cranium 2. Australopithecus africanus Cranium 3. Homo habilis Cranium 4. Homo erectus Cranium 5. Neandertal Cranium
For Rusty, to slay the Jawas:
For Misha, B.C., and George, some voodoo dolls to help with all that pent-up rage:
For Aaron:
For SondraK, Big Mouth Billy Bass–hacked:
For Jeff P., a little Uzbek pop music:
For Jeff Harrell, a spoonful of sugar*:
For Feisty, a little something for her bordello boudoir:
Don’t feel left out if you’re not here - it’s just that it’s already VERY late at night and I have to sleep some time. (I may add to this, anyway.)
Happy Hanukkah!






































basil says:
Thank you!
PS: How did you ever find a picture of that scoreboard?
basil's blog says:
Brunch 12-24-2005
Interesting posts I found while perusing my blogroll:
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Jeff H says:
I found a lump of coal and some switches in my stocking–were those from you?
:lol:
The Commissar says:
Thanks, Beth. Nothing I’d like more.
Merry Christmas
The Politburo Diktat » Blog Archive » Beth’s Christmas Gifts to Bloggers says:
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jeff says:
Thanks! But I may swap with Jeff Harrell
Ith says:
Very cute! :cool:
Speaking of Ilyka, has anyone heard from her?
Beth says:
basil: I found it at the Catfish website under “sponsorships” (or whatever). :mrgreen:
Jeff H: I’ll buy you a furnace, to burn all your cowboy hats. heheheheeee (Sorry, it’s a thing with me.) OK, I’ll buy you a record contract. Better?
Commissar: Pretty, aren’t they? ;-)
jeffy: Oh, yours is stashed in the jewel box. hehe
Ith: Ilyka has been blogging again! YAY!
Vinnie says:
Hey! I haven’t killed anyone!
Yet…
:mrgreen:
MacStansbury says:
…yet…
Nettie says:
Love the Billy Bass. Merry Christmas!
Jeff H says:
A record contract…oooo, I like that….
Hey, the spam block word for me right now is “HICK”. Trying to tell me something, chickie?
Merriest of Christmases to you and yours, Beth!!!
Janette says:
I love the gift and will finish the entire bottle off in one sitting, no doubt. No Southern girl turns down the gift of good whisky!
You should know for next year (hint, hint) that it’s family legend (the Tennessee branch, of course) that we’re related to Jack Daniels. That must explain it being my drink of choice for many, many years. Family loyalty, doncha know?
Merry Christmas Beth AND Little Princess!
Feisty says:
Hey! Thanks for the hot Christmas outfit! I am kinda excited that my dirty digs are located immediately under Jeffy’s, um, coke.
Total XXXmas eve turn-on…
Dizzy Girl says:
With the Dawn of Redeeming Grace…
Real World: - The presents are all wrapped and nestled tightly under our tree. The house is semi-clean and smells like spiced pumpkin. The tree is lit. The doggies are asleep. The boy is playing quietly, while watching Christmas cartoons…
Merri says:
Um…I haven’t killed anyone either….YET. :mrgreen:
Thanks for the gifty, Beth! I would wear it with pride!
Holly Aho says:
Someone should warn Ilyka about that perfect man….
If you try to sleep with him he’ll disappear in the middle of the night, but not before wetting the bed!
Janette says:
I don’t know Holly, Ilyka may think that a wet spot is a small price to pay for a disappearing man. After all if he gets the deed done and then just goes away….well, that’s not so bad is it?
basil says:
Merry Christmas to you and the family, Beth.
Len says:
It’s the thought that counts! Have a very Merry Christmas!!! Hohoho!!
Sam says:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!
DragonLady says:
Merry Christmas!
Ha! I love the code today: “M-O-O-N. That spell’s ‘moon.’”
In Search Of Utopia says:
Good Idea!
I wish I had thought of this!…
GregS says:
Might want to give some Jim Beam instead (white label perhaps) As it pains me, Wild Turkey is owned by a French company. So I gave up my beloved Kick’n Chickin. One more reason to hate the french.