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White Trash Wednesday (!)

• Posted by Beth on November 30th, 2005 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday    

HAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY YA’ALL’S LOOSER’S!!!!

I NO YA’ALL’S MIST ME DINT YA!!! HAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!

WELL THAT MISS BETH THAT BITCH SHE DONE GOT ME LOCKEDED UP A CUPPLE MONTH’S AGO CUZ OF THAT SKANKEY HARRIETT MYERS!!! I FELT SORREY FER HER SO’S I ROAD WITH MY BOY FREIND HE AINT MY BOY FIREND NO MORE THO BUTT WE ROAD OVOR TO DALLAS SO’S I COULD GIVE HER A MAKE OVOR LIKE I DONE WITH THAT THAIR RUTH BADOR GINSBERGER CUZ HAYY WE GAL’S AINT GITTIN NO WARE LOOKIN ALL PLANE YA’ALL’S NO WUT IM SAYIN’??? OPPS THAT DAM CAP’S LOCK!!!! ok so’s me an my EX!!!!! preston well he wuz just a flang with a bad ass harly butt ne-wayz we road to dallis and coutnt find miss myers so we thot we wood go lookin fer her freeky self down at AND YA’ALL’S AINT GONNA BLEEVE THIS!!! the prezident’s ranch!!!! but we coutnt git thair cuz alla these goddam HIPPY’S were all ovor the place!!!!!!!! so me an PRESTIN we got in a little ole scrappin with them goddamn hippy’s they just all pisssin in the road and eatin bug’s in the ditch so’s thay coud look poor and THAY AINT NO POOR LET ME TELL U thay’s livin large with computor’s and eye pod’s and all kinds a CRAP and TV ppl luvvin on them ugly stanky hippy’s and thair head hippy some damn MAN with a name like CINDY I MEAN WHAT THE FARK!!!!! WHAT KINDA MAN IS NAME’D CINDY!!!!! I KEPT SAYIN SID LIKE “HAY SID VISHIS WHY U IN THIS PORTA POTTY LINE FER GAL’S” BUT THAT BASTERD TOOK IT ALL PERSONAL and start’d screemin at me so i hadda nock his ass out back in that dam ditch ware he blong!!!!! and it wuz hillareus cuz ole hippy “cindy” man fight’s like a dam ole lady!!!! LOLLL!!!! oh and PRESTOM he was THE MAN he kicked all kinda hippy ass like this farkin doosh bag JIMMIE MASS or some shi’ite prolly MASS murderor or somethin ne-wayz he wuz talkin big shi’ite about what a HEROE he wuz and wavin his gangelly arms around and “by misteak” (he said) he nock’d preston’s beer outta his hand in the porta potty line so prestin opened up a CASE of WHOOPASS on that godam hippy!!!! LOLL!!! ne-wayz it was grate untill one of them hippy’s started freeeeeeeeking out on her drug’s and then the cop’s came and halled us off to the slammer cuz alla them stopid hippy’s and TV ppl lyed and said we aint blong thair and wuz startin fights and shi’ite!!!! witch may be true butt at LEAST we aint doin no damn drug’s and burnin no flag’s and harassin’ the naybors!!!! and shi’itetin and pissin in the road like them nasty ass hippy’s!!!!

so ne-wazy we never got to miz harriett’s make ovor. AND SEE?!!!! U GO ROUND LOOKIN ALL CRAZEE AND LOOK!!! U AINT GITTIN NO WARE!!! WHAD I TELL YA’LL!!! now she aint no senator like she wuz sposed to be and some eyetalyun man from some ware up north is gonna be a senator butt he’s prolly ok i GUESS butt maybe i kin just fix up his hair or somethin. i dunno. waht evor.

so ne-wayz i hope ya’ll dint’ miss me to bad. ill try to drag up some more pitchers of are trip to TEX-ASS but i no ya’ll’s are gonna laff at this won this wuz some ho i had to whopp ass on cuz she wuz all tryin to steel PRESTIN but i fixed her FAT ASS lets just say wen i slammed a pickup in to her car them air bag’s aint the best thang fer a FAT ASS like her!!!!!!!LOLL!!!!!!!! presston wuz laffin when he took this pitcher butt i bet u kin geuss wat he’s laffin at!!!! LOLL!!!

OK so ne-wayz PRESSTON AINT my man no more he done run off with FISTY butt thats OK cuz we’s like sister’s we shair are men alla time un till we’s done with them. SO NOW I GOT’S TO FIND ME A NOTHOR MAN. MISTER AARON HE’S RUNNIN SOME RACKIT WITH MISS BETH THAT BITCH AND IMA GONNA SNAG ME A KING ER JACK (DANIEL’S!) OF HEART’S!!! WHY AINT U GO OVOR AND FIND ME A MAN PLEEEEEEASE AND NOT NO FARKIN STANKY HIPPY!!!!!!!!! NOW GO ON YA’LL’S GIT!!!!

LOVE AND KISS’S

BEULAH MAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YAH AND GO SEE THEM OTHOR FOAK’S ROUND THE TRAILOR PARK YA’LL’S (BUTT FIRST GO FIND ME A MAN!!!!)