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This stupid email is still going around???

• Posted by Beth on November 30th, 2005 filed in General, Stupid, WTF    

My mother sent this, saying, “I can’t believe this scam is still circulating!”
No kidding. Worse, it was about the tenth forward in the last couple of days. People are so farking stupid. I mean it’s not like my mother is an internets geek or sits around reading and forwarding email all day–she doesn’t even know Snopes, as far as I know.

People are so farking stupid. (Oh yeah, I already said that.)

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator, Phone: 765/771 - 3547 Pager
: 765/420 - 6575

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my
friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got
to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
I’m an attorney, And I know the law.! This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class
action suit similar to the one filed by Pepsi Co. against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends;
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his
fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to
make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program,
Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If
you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it,
You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for
your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085

Charles_Bailey@c sx.com Charles_bailey@csx.com

Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail
and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days,
received a check for $24,800.00 . You need to respond before the beta testing
is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill Gates is the man.

It’s all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as
possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00 We’re not going to help
them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for
our time. My brother’s girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i
went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was
for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped “Paid in full”

Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Here’s an idea: everyone should hit their email address books with the address to snopes.com and tell people to USE it. At the very least, send it to those who are afraid of the computer. You know who they are. PLEASE.