Paris Hilton is an idiot
I know, NEWSFLASH.
Paris Hilton believed ‘Santa’ was real until 17!
London | November 25, 2005 5:17:19 PM IST
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has reportedly onfessed that she believed in Santa Claus until she was 17 years ld.
The Simple Life star, who recently broke off her engagement with Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis claiming she was too young to get married, has revealed that she always treasured the Christmas holidays, until somebody shattered her childhood illusions, by telling her there is no such thing as ‘Santa Clause’.
OMFG. And I thought her “devastation” about having her (illegal) pet monkey taken away was stupid. Or this shi’ite:
♥ Santa!
Maggie says:
I have a feeling that if my father had been named Hilton I would have believed in Santa till I was 17 too!
jeff says:
HA! Good point Maggie. But Paris is stupid ilke a fox
Jody says:
I am so glad you did a Paris Hilton post! It totally filled a void for me. :)
I think I might have to do a “guest column” a little closer to Christmas on my theory:
“Santa Claus: Big FAT Commie Bastard”
How’s that for a holiday treat? :)
Mensa Barbie Welcomes You says:
Chiming Not Charming
Well, if Beth at my rw Conspiracy thinks Paris Hilton is an idiot…well, this pretty much where she’s headed… :) And speaking of
Crazy Politico says:
If she got any dumber she’d need instructions to breath
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Maureen says:
So many adjectives to describe her, so little time.
Jane says:
I wonder if she still belives in the Easter bunny and leaves her teeth under her pillow. Lets tell her, bwahaha
don surber says:
Had it Saturday!