The T-Shirt Wars
The back reads:
Throw back the small ones
Eat the good-sized ones
Mount the big ones
(Safe for public consumption/plausible deniability, but you can use your imagination.) :wink:
Wanna win a box of X-Rated Chocolates? Best t-shirt slogan HERE wins!
(I still like “To See Third Boob, Turn Eyes Around” and “If You Don’t Eat 3.14159265, I’ll Pass You By.”)
Others (from me):
“You’re not worth the bikini wax.”
“I’d like to fark you senseless, but it somebody beat me to it.”
“Open your zipper and give your brain some air.”
“Let’s just stick with your hand.”
Not my quote, but:
“If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot.”
[Donna Gephart, "The Wicked Little Book of Quotes"]
Aaron's cc: says:
“I’m worth the bikini wax”
Alli says:
Oh my gosh… that last one is the absolute funniest thing I’ve EVER seen… Thank you.
Wild Thing says:
:lol: THese are hilarious! Thank you for the early morning laugh.
oddybobo says:
OT: I’m here to thank a veteran! Thank you:!:
Diane says:
I thought that this one from the site the link leads to-
“If You Don’t Eat 3.14159265, I’ll Pass You By.” was really good- Drawing from that premise-
3.14159265
Eat It
or
Beat It!
The Countess says:
I saw your post earlier, but I forgot to comment. Thanks for linking to me.
I’m getting lots of good slogans. It’s going to be hard to pick just one. If you win, you get two X-rated chocolates. One is a dick-on-a-stick (dick-sicle) and the other is a torso of a busty woman (tit-sicle). I’m getting more molds in the next couple of weeks, some of people in various… er… sexual positions. They’re going to be fun. :mrgreen:
This contest has been such a success that I’ll definitely hold one again in the near future. My X-rated chocolates are available for sale, too. If you want some, just e-mail me at trishwilson@adelphia.net. I don’t have a web site for them yet, but I’m working on that.