All right, dammit, THIS IS WAR!
This is an ORDER: Get your asses over to Aaron’s and vote for ME.
That Queen of Clubs card is MINE. MINE. MINE. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..
F–k this close race shi’ite. Vote for me or I’m banning all your asses. And shutting down the damn comments, then the whole blog.
Make this shi’ite worthwhile for me, or there’s hell to pay. A blaze o’ glory kinda hell.
UPDATE! (And bumped, obviously.)
WTF? John, the (Imperial) Armorer and Master of Castle Argghhh!!! AND one of the major players in Project Valour-IT is precariously close to getting no Clubs card. WTF?! So here’s my endorsement or whatever, so he gets an additional ten points (thanks to my being a Smirking Chimp). See? Generals like me take care of the troops, too–we don’t just bark orders.
AND because I noticed that MacStansbury (aka John from GA) isn’t even on the Clubs list (another WTF?!), consider this my nomination, and another order/reminder (do generals or queens really HAVE to remind you maggots?) to also DONATE to Project Valour-IT!
Not that any one of you non-voting, non-donating maggots is off the hook, of course. I mean it, HELL TO PAY.
MCPO Airdale says:
Beth - You are way sexy when you are mad!! :grin:
Hardcore Conservative says:
Why did my code say shi’ite?
I haven’t voted yet Beth
I’m still open to bribery :razz:
tommy says:
ohhhhhh a woman in boots with a whip.
OK OK OK, how many times to I have to vote?
Beth says:
Bribes? The Queen of Clubs doesn’t BRIBE, she ORDERS. What kind of piss-poor Queen of Clubs would I be if I had to bribe?
Vote, or there’s hell to pay.
Beth says:
OK OK OK, how many times to I have to vote?
Oh, dammit, you can only vote once. Don’t think I didn’t try to vote again! But if you find a way around that, I don’t wanna know. :mrgreen:
JohnDewey says:
OK, I voted for you. Do we get to see more of the whip lady?
Jeff H says:
WTF?!?!?! Are you turning into Howard Dean?
Jay says:
Hey Beth, I’d vote for you if I could vote for more than one, but I had to vote for myself on clubs. Why doesn’t he have it set up so we can vote for a female and a male?
Hardcore Conservative says:
No bribe no vote:evil::evil::evil::twisted:
Diane says:
I voted Beth but I’m originally from Florida so I’m not sure if I did it right or not ;)
Hardcore Conservative says:
Hardcore Conservative takes orders from NOBODY!
Not even the lovely Beth
Janette says:
I VOTED and I did it RIGHT!!!! And I was born in Florida. We natives know very well how to vote (and vote Republican), thank you. It’s ever body else’s transplanted gazillion year old Yankee parents that screw things up down here. :twisted:
Clay says:
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!
Timmer says:
I think I may have wet myself.
MacStansbury says:
meh. I voted and all I got to do was get out of my afternoon “all men are pigs” flogging session.
benning says:
I voted - Number 37 for Miss Beth - but you’d better pump for more votes!
Hardcore Conservative says:
OK!
Beth I voted for ya :evil:
Not because you ordered me to but because I wanted to :razz:
BillT says:
Well, I just checked Aaron’s site (after voting, btw). End of the voting, and guess who’s the top Lady Blogger?
SCOOOORRRE!
Way to go, Yer Queenieness! And thanks for giving John a plug–he’d have been all mopey an’ stuff if he’d only gotten 12 friggin’ votes outta this.