Still on strike (w/updates)
- Posted by MacStansbury on October 29th, 2005 filed in Blog Wars, John
Since Beth is just a link-stealing….link-stealer, I’ve decided to go on a link-strike. Far too long have I been down-trodden and stuff. I will continue to strike until these demands are met:
1. People stop calling me Beth. Or Jody. Or gay. That last one would be Vinnie, and I don’t see it changing anytime soon.
2. That dang TTLB thing would pick up one ONE ONE link back to the .org. According to Mr. Bear, this site’s never linked.
3. I would like to, just once, get to wear a shirt around the MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Offices and Trailer Park. It’s getting cold.
I’ll issue more demands as I see fit. If my demands are met, then I’ll get back to linking to stuff like these funny kiddie videos.
UPDATE: Stop calling me JoBeth, or NO Monty Python vs. Scooter Libby for you!
UPDATE 2: Still, none of my demands have been met, so no The Apprentice, Washington Edition for you, either!!!!!
Janette says:
1. I think JoBeth is a pretty name. You should keep it. And we don’t really think you’re gay. You’re just a little swishy.
2. We all have our TTLB sob stories, why should you be any different. Forget about the links. Just keep reminding yourself that your enormous sense of self-satisfaction is reward enough.
3. Hon, the reason we took all your shirts away was because it’s easier on our sensibilities to see you go topless than running around in those frou frou blouses you were always in. Now if we could just get you out of those Jimmy Choos.
Janette says:
What the hell? What happened to the font? Sorry I wouldn’t know how to do that if I tried. Can you fix that?:shock:
MacStansbury says:
oh, come on…my bodices where the nicest in the place. all of you are just jealous.
and you’ll have my Choos when you pry them out of my cold, dead fingers!!!!!!
(I honestly have no idea what I just said)
Vinnie says:
It’s spelled Vinnie, not Vinne, JoBeth.
Heh, good one, Janette.
Hm, since Beth is the Queen, and Sydney is the Princess, I guess you get to be the Duchess of Dork of My Vast Right Wing conspiracy.
Fruitcake.
:mrgreen:
Maureen says:
“…you’ll have my Choos when you pry them out of my cold, dead fingers!!!!!!”
I laughed so hard that I had to run to the bathroom before I had an accident.
Beth says:
I’m wondering why the fuck I have fifty bazillion permalinks on this page when half of them don’t even show up in others’ stats?! Maybe this means I can just kill all the blogrolls? :-D
Thank you, Maureen, for not peeing on the rug and starting a whole Lebowski incident. ;-) (HAHA, Mac, you don’t get it since you’ve NEVER SEEN the best movie on earth! Dork!)
MacStansbury says:
oh…you are gonna SO be going BUUUUURN when I can think of a comeback…to all of you….
just telling you now…you are ALL gonna feel the burn.
you are. ya jerks.
Clay says:
Hmmm. Don’t like JoBeth… how about McBeth?
I like it. Let’s make it stick.
MacStansbury says:
that would be MacBeth.
security word? HAHA
no kidding. I took a picture of it.
William Teach says:
Don’t worry, I will never call you Beth. You are Sir Beth :lol:
Beth says:
You KNOW “MacBeth” will invite comments like “Lady MacBeth,” don’t you?
Not that I would say such a thing, of course. :wink: