Burned out on SCOTUS…
Oh yay! Just what I wanted… now we get to play a whole new game of “name that Supreme Court nominee”… Is anyone else as sick of this whole SCOTUS thing as I am? The only thing that makes the Supreme Court interesting at all is imagining what they have on underneath those robes (uh, okay maybe not) and the fact they seem to have unwielding power to interpret and change any law they darn well please (hmm, maybe a reason to care afterall).
Still, very boring.
But admittingly, my best friend George may not have done the greatest job choosing Mier. But think of all the people he had to choose from! Too. Much. Pressure.
So I say we help Bush out and choose the people who should NOT be Supreme Court Justices…so he doesn’t have to.
So my choices of who NOT to pick are:
And last but certainly not least:
Okay those are my picks of the WORST nominations ever… (So, GW, don’t pick any of these, okay?)
Who else should he NOT nominate?
(Oh and for the categories of this post, I had to choose “FUNNY” because “Trying to be funny, but not quite succeeding” just wasn’t an option…)
Anchoress says:
He should not nominate Ann Coulter, David Frum, George Will or Laura Ingraham. He should not nominate Sean Hannity (could you imagine listening to that yapping all day?) He should not nominate Ramesh Ponnuru, because Ramesh has an oblique sense of humor. He should not nominate me - I refuse to go out in public. He should not nominate Mark Levin unless he wants SCOTUS transcripts to read, “get out of my court, you big dope!” He should not nominate Sigmund, Carl or Alfred, unless he wants the SCOTUS bench transcripts to read like this: “You’re not imagining it, you really are as dumb as that.”
He should not nominate ANY of the Cotillion ladies because they’d all sit there with one raised eyebrow, glaring at lawyers and c*cking their shotguns underneath their desks.
But I disagree about Beth. He SHOULD nominate Beth. I can see her coming out for her first presser, her introductory meeting with the media, “Okay, you fuckers, don’t fuck with me, and we’ll get along, you bastards, and where’s that farking John McCain? Bring him over here, right now! McCain! I’ve been in the service and not wearing any doofus Navy Whites! You go along with the farking filibuster and I’ll carve off each one of your balls with a dull knife and bronze those bastards and wear one on each ear! Now, WHERE IS THAT PUNK AS WIMP OF A SLEAZE-BALL CHAFFEE????
MacStansbury says:
well, guess that means I’m still eligible
Vince Aut Morire says:
Oh My
She gave him a healthy bitch slap. “Anyone in the…
Janette says:
Great googly moogly! Was that THE Anchoress up there? If so it was very disturbing. It was also absolutly hysterical, totally true and completely accurate.
Loved your point about the back patting blogosphere.
Oh and the Santa Claus slap.