A helpful guide for those who can’t keep their mouths shut:

Use a pacifier. You whine and pout like a baby, no one would even notice.

Stuff a sock in there. Why not? You already have your foot stuck in it.

Duct Tape. Not just for “handyman” husbands anymore.

Eat sh*t. Your mouth is full of it anyways.

Okay, I feel better… moving along…



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5 Responses to “A helpful guide for those who can’t keep their mouths shut:”

  1. GravatarOctober 20th, 2005 at 11:31 pm
    MacStansbury says:

    I started writing mine first.



  2. GravatarOctober 20th, 2005 at 11:49 pm
    Jody says:

    Must I refer you to my post? ;)



  3. GravatarOctober 21st, 2005 at 7:44 am
    Beth says:

    heeeheeeeeeeee

    You said sh*t.



  4. GravatarOctober 21st, 2005 at 10:57 am
    Janette says:

    Duct tape. I definitely need more duct tape.



  5. GravatarOctober 21st, 2005 at 11:01 am
    Janette says:

    Not to help me keep my mouth shut but to help hold my brains in. The last day has me so ticked I think my brain is going to exlpode.:evil:



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