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Just shoot me now. | MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Just shoot me now.


You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)


You’re logical, driven, and ruthless.
You’d make a mighty fine lawyer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

My mother always told me this, too. Hey mom, YOU SUCK! (inside joke)

Pardon the idiotic quizzes…just trying to lighten the blogoatmosphere. :wink: Stupid blogging will continue until morale improves!!!!


Candy Cigarettes


You’re a total badass, but you don’t taste very good.
What Kind of Candy Are You?

Mmmmmm….cigarettes…



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6 Responses to “Just shoot me now.”

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    Larry says:

    Butterfingered Philosophy Professor - perfect.



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    Ferdinand T. Cat says:

    It’s good to see you smile again, Beth.



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    Conservative Cat says:

    Thursday

    GOP and the City : Gotta Love Jersey Part 9 The Right Place: U.S. Declares War on Smurfs, Hundreds Dead in “Shock and Awe” Style Carpet-Bombing Campaign Grouchy Old Cripple: Big Plane My Vast Rightwing Conspiracy: Just Shoot Me…



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    Mark Maness says:

    I got the exact same results you did. We would never get along. Opposites attract.



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    Stop The ACLU says:

    Sunday Funnies

    Rightwing Nuthouse has The Carnival of the Clueless
    The Land of Ahhhs has the Carnival of Comedy
    Sweet Spirits of Ammonia has a funny of how an ACLU lawyer tries to explain what he does for a living to his seven year old son.
    Cafeo Oregano is a duc…



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    Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Sunday Funnies says:

    [...] My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is breaking legs! Scary! I’m trying to imagine her breaking legs with a candy ciggerette hangin from her lip. [...]



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