King of Cotillion!
It’s Tuesday, so that means it’s Cotillion Day!
Instead of doing a huge carnival, we’re having a smaller–but no less spectacular–one today, hosted for the first time by A North American Patriot, one of our newest Cotillion bloggers! Go read! And go say hello to our newest member, Romeocat from CathouseChat, too.
OK, on with what y’all have been waiting for over the last week! :mrgreen:
Time for the Inaugural Edition of our own Blogger Babes competition for
So without further ado, let’s ogle the nominees! See the bottom of the post for further details.
(most photos can be clicked for full-size)
B.C., Imperial Torturer
(The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler)
Retired Geezer (Blog Idaho) with his wife
(and someone you might know in the middle)
Hubris (cheater!!)
Patriot Xeno (Right Hand of God)
Citizen Grim (Right Hand of God)
Alan Woody (Woody’s News & Views)
Jay (Stop the ACLU) - with family
Please vote over in the sidebar. You may PICK MORE THAN ONE, but don’t be ridiculous and click every single one, OK? ;-)
Next Tuesday, we will have FINALISTS, at which point you can vote again. This vote, again, is for the FINALISTS. Get it? Next Tuesday, you’ll be doing the final vote for King of Cotillion!
Blogger Babes, please tell your readers to come over and vote! The polls will be up at multiple Cotillion blogs, so if it’s not at your favorite one, come back here (of course, I am your favorite anyway, right???)
The prize: Bragging rights, massive and multiple linky love, and what the hell, I’ll toss in a free Blogad for two weeks if you want it.
Voting this week ENDS SUNDAY NIGHT around midnight (CST) or something. I keep stupid hours, so it could be 4am, for all I know.
A million zillion thanks to the guys for participating–this has already been a lot of fun! Y’all are extremely Kool for playing! :mrgreen: xoxoxoxo!
Darleen's Place says:
Blogger Babes UNITE — Voting time!
Welcome to the revamped Cotillion Ball, featuring a smaller but select best writing distilled from the Cotillion Babes — this week hosted by A North American Patriot, one of our newest Cotillion bloggers! Please welcome, too, our newest member, Romeoc…
Stop The ACLU says:
Vote For Me!
Wanna see what I look like? Go take a look and make sure to vote for me.
…
Pamela says:
Your’s is soooooooo much orettier than mine! and your poll…so so well, official.
I have hanging chads! and my poss is not working….What up? Am I the only one?
Beth, SUPERB WORK! Thanks so much. You are a wonder
Lost Budgie says:
Hi Beth
I couldn’t find an email but I wanted to alert you to the following. Sorry about the off topic post.
A friend is in trouble - big trouble.
Thanks
Lost Budgie
Toronto, Canada
Urgent from Lost Budgie Blog http://lostbudgie.blogspot.com/
On the Run From Chinese Secret Police - A Call for Help
Posting and links at: http://lostbudgie.blogspot.com/2005/10/on-run-from-chinese-secret-police-call.html
At the time of this email, Mr. Hua Huigi has been on the run for about ten hours - hiding from the Chinese Secret Police in Beijing. He is being actively hunted and is frightened for his family, his friends and lastly for himself.
His crime, simply put: Mr. Hua is a Christian who wouldn’t keep his mouth shut about the police kidnapping of a Christian lady earlier this year.
Earlier this morning, seven thugs from the Secret Police raided his home and terrorized his family.
International public attention and pleas have saved Christians before in Communist China, and friends of Mr. Hua (including Lost Budgie) are now hoping that the blog world will take five minutes to save a man whose only crime is to be a Christian.
Please check out the Lost Budgie Blog for details and links, and if you can find a moment - help out by bringing this manhunt into the light of international public scrutiny.
Thanks!
Lost Budgie
Toronto, Canada
Impacted Wisdom Truth says:
VOTE FOR ME!
Beth at The Cotillion provided the following link to vote for the King of Cotillion: Cotillion Men
Please give the link a click and vote for Gregg!
Brutally Honest says:
Brutally Honest: King of Cotillion?
Check it out… yours truly is up for King of the Cotillion over at MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. I shamelessly sent in this picture, using my sister-in-law’s nephew Jake to steal the “Aw, he’s so cute” vote.
So vote early, vote often.
For …
Right Hand of God says:
King of Cotillion
Ladies and Guys, the time to cast your vote has arrived.
The King of Cotillion competition is up!
…Go vote, go vote, go vote! We can’t let that scheming Macstansbury win! Don’t let us down, faithful RHOG acolytes!
Cake Eater Chronicles says:
I’m in No Mood…
…to come up with yet another lame dancing metaphor designed to make you people want to click over to The Cotillion. So, since there are no metaphors to be found, just click on over, eh? Oh, and there’s some contest…
Villainous Company says:
It’s Good To Be King
Heh… in a world of metrosexuals and ubersexuals, it’s nice to know there are still plenty of manly men./a>. Recognize anyone? You need to go vote (check out Beth’s sidebar)….
MacStansbury.org says:
Vote for Me! blah blah blah
If you wanna see more of my mug, you can look on my About MacStansbury page, and my pictures (1997, ROWR), and a few Army pictures, I actually smile once in a while
Zendo Deb says:
Like the new look! Loads much faster
Absinthe & Cookies (a bit bitter, a bit sweet) says:
All Things Cotillion
Two ’tillion type things to note today. First up, the Reader’s Digest Condensed version of the Cotillion right here. And…
Common Sense Runs Wild says:
It’s Cotillion Time
A North American Patriot makes an impressive debut. It’s a smaller-than-usual Cotillion Ball because we’re also running our version of the Blogger Babes competition.
Head over to My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to help pick a King of the Cotillion….
MCPO Airdale says:
Beth -
Had to vote for Mac. . .he’s sporting the goatee of death!
CitizenGrim says:
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh — who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don’t vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, ‘ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen — strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power
just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
[/monty python]
Hubris says:
I can’t believe how many times I’ve been forced to shower in the past twelve hours.
Adult video chat is exhausting.
The Gray Tie says:
Hey, I have the whole thing posted at my place too. Sorry, trackback wouldn’t work for me, damn!
These gentlemen had better stop by my place and leave me sweet nothings in the comments if they want to sway my vote! LOLOL
JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MacStansbury says:
I know this Gray Tie lady, and no…she’s not kidding.
MAKE WITH THE SWEET NOTHING LEAVING!!!!
The Gantry Launchpad says:
I’m too sexy for my shirt…
In an odd fit of insanity, I submitted a photo to the King of Cotillion competition. For those of you who don’t know, the Cotillion is a collection of sexy, sassy, classy blogger babes. No men allowed! (sorry guys, get your own clubhouse) The winner g…
CitizenGrim says:
Oh, I’ll leave more than sweet nothings, if it helps me win… :)
Juliette says:
My site won’t accept the code.
A North American Patriot says:
Who will be King?
Very recently, I put out the call for A Few Good Men, and I was impressed by how many of you lucious man-bloggers had both enough vanity and sense of humor, to submit yourselves to the the objectification of being judged by your readers and the descrim…
phin's blog says:
I could have been a contender!
I’m a bit disheveled, frantic as Francis might say as he sashays across the room. Just like Steve, I could have been a contender in the Blogger Babe competition, ‘cept my invitation entry form picture got lost in the mail….
Don Surber says:
untitled
If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve. OK. There is no chance of either happening. Nonetheless, Beth at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy hosts the election for the King of the Cotillion. As always, go by West Virginia rules and vote e…
Rick says:
Folks, I’m looking to finish in the top twenty…
So help me out…
Timmer says:
In the spirit of full disclosure I have to mention that I’ve shaved my head since that picture was taken. So I’m actually sexier now that I was then, but thought that would have been SO unfair.
The Queen of All Evil says:
King of the Cotillion
Wanna vote on hot blogger guys? There is a contest. The King of the Cotillion shall be named soon. Do you want some dork to win? I’m voting for a few of them.
The Daily Brief: A Military Blog Written With Intelligence And Purpose » King of The Cotillion Is Up says:
[...] Beth went and did it. Go vote for your favorite blogger babe and make damn sure you don’t vote for me. I think Hubris needs the title to keep his webcam business running. [...]
Vince Aut Morire says:
A Wrong Turn At Albuquerque
I went looking for Beth’s blog, but found instead the…
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Blog Archive » Link-Whoring Just Getting Out The Vote says:
[...] A certain Imperial Stud Torturer™ (Not saying who) has been dragged into a FleshFest of Studliness™ by the Concubines of the Cotillion™. [...]
Hardcore Conservative says:
For some odd reason seven people have voted for me :shock::?::?:
Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Vote For Me! says:
[...] with Who will be King? [Comments_(5)] [Printable_Version] [Permalink] [Trackback_URI] [Trackback URI] right click+copyshortcut [...]
moonbatty says:
Hubris, Thunder6, or Right-hand-of-God, or Macstansbury. If I’m gonna vote for neocons, I’m gonna vote for the ones that fulfill the cute stereotype. :) Butch. Lethal.
Kitties, while cute, belong to liberals. :)
MacStansbury says:
VOTE FOR ME!!!!
or no linkpic for you. got it?
Cao says:
I vote for Jay.
But I think Thunder6 is really cute.
Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys.. says:
Heh.
Over at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Beth (SWANS)* is hosting a “King of Cotillion” contest (I would note the seeming to uncouth ears grammatical faux pas is not). We did not deign to enter. Okay, no one asked us…
sigmund, carl and alfred says:
After careful consideration, the three of us have decided NOT to submit photographs, as that would immediately tilt the competition.
We want to give others a chance.
MacStansbury says:
Well, from what I’m seeing, BigDiggy, it’s clear who the biggest asshole is here.
(HINT HINT: IT’S YOU)
Sorry, I’ve been accused of being to subtle.
Beth says:
Too late, I just deleted the useless retard’s comment.
Masked Menace© says:
Kitties, while cute, belong to liberals. - Moonbatty
Come on, the power of the kitten compels you! :-)
John of Argghhh! says:
MM: Come the Arsenal, frolic with the 8 kitties, and pick yer weapons for dealing with Moonbatty.
We’ll show him Konservative Karnivores with Gunz!
Jeff H says:
Sorry, but I can’t take seriously any election for “King of Cotillion” that doesn’t include this guy.
Hubris says:
Announcement
Oh, yesterday was National Coming Out Day? Never mind! On a totally unrelated subject, I’m in a contest. I’m the one with the come-hither eyes. And no gun.
Little Miss Attila says:
Guns and Beefcake
Vote for the King of the Cotillion! (In other news, the Red Cross is offering a course in digital photography to the family/friends of conservative male bloggers . . . Hey! Why’s everyone mad at me again?)…
moonbatty says:
Xeno’s got a bigger gun than Grim. *snicker* Err. Nevermind.
Finally placed my vote for Macstansbury after a long period of deliberation. I know him, you see, and I TRULY believe he’s the best person I could find for the job.
And JohnArrgh!- wrong gender in your reference to me. I’m a she-batty not a boy-batty.
CitizenGrim says:
Xeno’s got a bigger gun than Grim. snicker Err. Nevermind.
You’ve never seen my gun, moonbatty. Much to your dismay.
Masked Menace© says:
This is my rifle…
Heh.
moonbatty » Blog Archive » Call to Vote. says:
[...] Vote for Macstansbury and his bedroom-eyes-o-doom, ‘cuz all dem other guys are cheaters! (Optionally you can vote for Grim (RHOG)–he’s the one pointing some bad-ass gun right at you, and hiding somewhere behind it.. Oh, and uh. Don’t get distracted by kittens.) [...]
One Happy Dog Speaks says:
Go Vote
Take the time and go to THIS SITE and vote for Citizen Grim and Patriot Xeno… see example below. The voting is found on the left hand side. They are falling WAY BEHIND and need our help. You can vote…
Common Sense Runs Wild says:
Vote For The Cotillion King!
Oops! I almost forgot to remind you - Go over to Beth’s and vote for the King of Cotillion! Voting closes tomorrow night.
I won’t tell you who to vote for but I’ll tell you who my favorites are: MacStansbury (he’s a sweetheart) and Masked Menace…
thegraytie.com says:
Nothing
Now that I have my own place to rant and write about anything I want to, what happens? I have zilch. Nothing seems to grab my attention, right now, that I want to write about. And besides, the kids have been hogging the computer.
I’m going to b…
fistfuloffortnights.net » Let The Objectification Begin! says:
[...] We have the top four candidates in the final round, ready for objectification! Some of the photos have changed, but you can see pictures from last week at MVRC. [...]
The Blorg: Nine Things That Made Me Laugh This Week says:
[...] 6. Cheat away, it’s OUR site, duh! (in a conversation between me and Beth about voting practices RE: King of Cotillion. for the record, I did not cheat. couldn’t get ANY of them stupid things to work.) [...]