I loathe the blogosphere.
- Posted by Beth on October 10th, 2005 filed in Blogs, Blogs Suck, Blogtards, General, Politics, SCOTUS
Thatisall. Because you don’t even want me to post what I REALLY think.
Thatisall. Because you don’t even want me to post what I REALLY think.
Norman says:
Beth, of course, we don’t want to know what you really think. Why do you think we come here? But feel free to blame me. I’m comfortable with it.
Romeocat says:
Oh dear…
Well, I have to admit, I need a naughty vicarious thrill. So….
Go for it, Beth!
– R’cat
CatHouse Chat
Beth says:
Let’s just say the words “stupid,” “farking,” “c**ts,” and “go to hell” would be used generously. But I’m not going there. Not right now. When I can’t even post a rant, you KNOW I’m pissed.
Beth says:
Maybe I’ll make this a rant comment thread instead.
Vince Aut Morire says:
WTF Did I Do?
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything….
MCPO Airdale says:
I think I’ll just sit quietly over here. . .
Romeocat says:
Yeah, that sounds like you’re definitely livid. Sooooo [probing]… is it a particular person, a post, or just a whole bunch of things all together…?
Um.
Well, when you *do* get to posting about it, let me know!
– R’cat
Beth says:
Just basically ALL the RETARDED BULLCRAP I’ve been reading for the last week. You know what’s been talked about for a week now.
How appropriate. My spam word is “Todd.” Oui Todd! HAHAHAHHAA
moonbat monitor says:
Not only do I also hate the blogosphere, but I damn near hate everyone that disagrees with me.
Does that make me a jackass?
Probably.
Hardcore Conservative says:
Why would we read your blog if we didn’t want to know what you thought
*I* want to know!
Hardcore Conservative says:
For the record Beth
I respect your opinion
I. Shawn McElhinney says:
Arthur Jones (the inventor of Nautilus) had as a near-mantra of sorts the assertion that “ninety-five percent of what is published on all subjects is hogwash.” That ratio also applies to the blogosphere much as any other outlet Beth be it the MSM, alternative media, etc. There is always significantly more chaff than wheat. Ergo, your annoyance with the blogosphere is understandable.
a4g says:
Ha! I got about halfway through my “Charles Krauthammer and John Fund strapped on jihadi suicide belts today…” post this morning, and hung it up and posted some boilerplate s**t I keep in the queue for days just like this.
I think I know how you feel, Beth. Some days it’s better for the blood pressure to just take a breather.
I. Shawn McElhinney says:
And fifty percent of bloggers are clumsy-fingered and cannot get their own blog url’s correct (chuckle)…
uncle vito's left one says:
But Uncle Vito’s left one is absolutely DYING to know what you think!
Dying, I said! You’re MURDERING SPERM!
Beth says:
Winding up to rant in comments…
Beth says:
And just so you guys already here know, this is NOT in any way directed any ANY of you. I’m sure you can easily find the blogs I’m talking about, and their stupid commenters.
Turing word: Nice. Not even close. :wink:
Beth says:
[Started last week - I was going to make this a post but I decided "fuckit."]
Unlike the roving bands of bloggers and commenters with Miers Derangement Syndrome, I don’t claim or pretend to be a Constitutional scholar. But I DO relish in mocking the stupid, the deranged, and the spoiled children that threaten destruction of the GOP. I honestly wouldn’t even have cared about the Miers nomination (yes, I do trust that she was nominated for reasons other than simple “cronyism”), but all of this internecine warfare has inspired me–and not in a particularly nice way. Clearly, many have “misunderestimated” the fierceness with which we “Kool-Aid drinkers” (ha!) will fight to ensure the continued viability of THE ONLY OPTION for conservatives–that being the Republican party. Some say they are “conservatives first,” THEN Republicans. May I suggest (yeah, AGAIN) that your (my) conservative values will be relegated to back benches again with the Dummocrats in power? Duh? Or do you feel that Hillary Clinton would make better judicial appointments? Her husband didn’t, and he was far more “moderate” (read: poll-driven) than she is.
Don’t even start with “we didn’t get what we wanted” with this and that and this and that. We got a LOT more than we have or would with Dhimmicrats in power, and if you can’t handle not seeing your government run exactly according to your own views, well, then all I can say is welcome to the real world. Life isn’t always fair, and it isn’t always going to go your way. You should have learned that much as a child. And if you can’t wait for the confirmation hearings to find out if Harriet Miers is the right or wrong person for the Supreme Court, I’ll say gratification delay and patience is another thing you should have learned as a child. Finally, it’s easy to bitch from the cheap seats. Kinda like when you were a kid and said “when I’m a mom/dad, I’m never making my kids go to bed!” Now you see, don’t you, that it’s not quite that farkin’ easy, huh?
[added today, 10/10]:
Shut the fuck up. No, wait. SHUT THE FARK UP. Most of you are talking out of your ASSES (i.e., OMG, she’s a feminist!–I got your farking feminist right HERE, BOY–smoke that one) because you parrot the bullshi’ite you read ON OTHER BLOGS, who get their shi’ite from other millionth-party sources. I’m sick and farking tired of writing about Harriet Miers, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE. I WILL CONTINUE AS LONG AS THE IDIOCY SHOWS ITS UGLY FACE. I will not sit around idly watching dumb farking assertions being made without raising the bullshi’ite flag, if I have to comb the ENTIRE blogosphere to do it. And believe me, I’ve damn sure been trying.
Most of the rest of you are just pissy little bitches who were nearing Bush Derangement Syndrome already…why? Because YOU aren’t calling the shots. Cheap seats, monkeybutts, cheap seats. Fucking wannabe pundits, you make me howl with ridicule. You really ought to see yourselves. FARKING AMATEURS, DUDE.
AND THAT, my friends, IS WHY I LOATHE THE BLOGOSPHERE. And if you idiotarians have any delusion that I’m quitting? HA! Not in your dreams. Not when there are people who need ClueBatting.
Turing word: VRWC. No shi’ite. MY VRWC. Heh.
Romeocat says:
Ah. This is why I loooove Beth. NOBODY can rant like Beth; all hail the Rantmeistress!
Yup, I figured that was the topi which so irritated you. I’m fairly fed up with it myself (as you know, LOL). OK, friend, pour a cool one, put your feet up, and get ready for some fun and frolics tomorrow.
Oh. You *do* know that “tomorrow” begins at midnight? Like in about 45 minutes, east coast time? And you were impatient about posting something else? [wink, wink, nudge...]
Eeeeeeevil grin(tm)
– R’cat
Beth says:
Believe me, I’m watching the clock. :wink:
And truthfully, putting it together improved my mood IMMENSELY.
Clock ticking…slowly…and I just wanna go to bed…
Beth says:
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL INTELLIGENCE IMPROVES!!!!!!!
(Forgot that line)
Jay says:
I know what your pissed about. I read you enough to read between lines, and I’m pissed too.
uncle vito's left one says:
And if you can’t wait for the confirmation hearings to find out if Harriet Miers is the right or wrong person for the Supreme Court, I’ll say gratification delay and patience is another thing you should have learned as a child.
Sensation… returning! Little swimmers… swimming! They’re… they’re cheering! They’re chanting “We love Beth! We love Beth, and we love life!”
YOU HAVE SAVED UNCLE VITO’S SPERM!
Mark Maness says:
Awm c’;mon Beth, Tell us how you really feel!
Don Surber says:
I got pissed. I got even. Glenn allowedthe peasants to chime in. I avaiklailed myself of the opportunity. I feel good. I’ll never get another Instalanche but hey, I wotwork for me, not him.
Now I could do that cheapass link-in-comment thing but here is what I said there and at my blog. Don’t visit. Just read this:
Right Blogosphere Jumps The Shark
Further proof the Right Blogosphere jumped the shark here: From the Blogfather: “More and more, I have to wonder what the White House was thinking with this.”
Gee, Glenn, maybe it is this: 1. she actually knows the law, she actually made a pretty good living at it; 2. she doesn’t sit around all day blogging; 3. she saved Bush’s bacon when they challenged Cheney’s residency; 4. she is not some insular blowhard appellate judge sitting there determining that the Establishment Clause only implies indoors. This is a highly qualified candidate who could outlawyer Ann Coulter, Glenn Reynolds and Professor Bainbridge. Never mistake the ability to apply eyeliner with the ability to think.
The difference between the Right Blogosphere and the Left is one jumps to conclusions, makes personal attacks, and thinks Bush is dull, stupid, self-righteous, Bible-thumping hypocrite — the other votes Democrat.
Posted in comments at Instapundit.
Just remember, the same dullards who told us the compromise on filibusters was a sellout by Republicans are smacking Miers around. Why? Because they don’t understand the democratic process. They think legislating is all about “battles.” It is not. It is about compromise and meeting in the middle. If these guys were around when teh Constitution was being drafted, we’d be Bosnia.
Don Surber says:
Sorry for the typos.
Conservative Cat says:
Harriet Miers
I have remained mostly silent on the Harriet Miers nomination because, even though the Supreme Court is extremely important as a guardian of our freedoms, I think she would probably do a good job if confirmed, and there are other,…
Chip says:
I am so glad that somebody was actually able to put common sense in this argument. Everybody just wanted to fight, and it’s just silly. Does anybody think that Bush really doesn’t know who he’s nominating? this whole argument has become retarded. Who cares if Ann Coulter knows what is inside Miers’ mind? She’s not voting to confirm or not confirm.
Maureen says:
Awesome rant, Beth. After a craptastic day at work, I actually feel better after reading it. Remember, it’s not just about the ranting - it’s also a community service.
Don Surber says:
Malkin In The Middle
After I flipped Glenn the finger, I began looking for others who might share my opinion. Beth at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy dropped f-bombs to keep a Third World country happy:
Annie says:
Great Rant. You said (perfectly) what I’ve been thinking all week. Damn Malkin, Coulter and Kristol for appeasing the MSM and the raving moonbats.