Signs that you spend too much time on the internets

1. When watching Fox News with you, your six year-old daughter says things like “Hey, that’s the guy Piper doesn’t like!”

2. Your six year-old daughter recognizes Clippy. That Clippy.

3. She says this cat doesn’t look as much like Sally as it does like Ferdy.

4. Your six year-old daughter knows what “moonbat” and “troll” means.

5. Your six year-old daughter demands to have her own blog because she’s not allowed to read yours.

6. She starts handing out her blog URL to her first grade classmates. (!)

7. She starts asking Mama if she can blog White Trash Wednesdays and submit links to the Carnival of the Cats.

8. She knows she can skip days of blogging as long as she has the “right words” for Google to find her.

9. She de-links Mama in case her teacher reads her blog. (WTF!)

10. She knows “OMG,” “LOL,” and knows NOT to type “WTF.”



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8 Responses to “Signs that you spend too much time on the internets”

  1. GravatarSeptember 30th, 2005 at 6:54 am
    Hardcore Conservative says:

    LMBO! :lol:



  2. GravatarSeptember 30th, 2005 at 8:31 am
    Hubris says:

    I HATE RAIN!!!!
    Filed under: Lily
    We have been geting toooo much rain and i hate it
    p.s. is anyone magical anyone tell me
    i also lost my tooth tonight in a very odd time now i have out two big teeth up at the top!
    dear blaze now you know i am posting stuff so no more reminding me!

    Lily

    Best. Blog. Ever.

    I might make it my home page.



  3. GravatarSeptember 30th, 2005 at 9:03 am
    Karen says:

    Enjoyed the laugh this morning!



  4. GravatarSeptember 30th, 2005 at 11:13 am
    sigmund, carl and alfred says:

    Very, very funny.

    That said, be forewarned- you’ve got one smart kid on your hands.



  5. GravatarSeptember 30th, 2005 at 5:28 pm
    Beth says:

    Thanks, Hubris - my eardrums just burst when she SCREAMED with delight at your comment!
    :mrgreen:



  6. GravatarOctober 1st, 2005 at 1:47 am
    Conservative Cat says:

    Friday

    After a delay for the Movable Type 3.2 upgrade (which appears successful), here is Friday’s Funny Stuff. Don Surber 1: 17 Things James Dean Never Had To Do Don Surber 2: Why There Was No Looting in Texas MY Vast…



  7. GravatarOctober 2nd, 2005 at 10:51 am
    Diane says:

    I just blogrolled her :)



  8. GravatarOctober 6th, 2005 at 9:23 am
    Romeocat says:

    Beth, that’s too adorable!

    Six years old, and obviously brilliant. I’m going to have to ask my Darling Munchkin (9) if she’d like to blog… And it looks like blogsome would be where I’d put her, ’cause Blogspot simply *isn’t* an option!

    Hm. Of course, I could put her on my TPad account, too…

    – R’cat
    CatHouse Chat



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