Living In Sin
- Posted by MacStansbury on September 22nd, 2005 filed in General, John
Howdy. My name’s John, and I work here now.
Seriously.
I still have no idea how she did it, but she found my story about Conservative Bloggers Take Weekend Off, but she did. For a while, she’s been schooling me on how to suck, and now, I get the chance at the big time: sucking here, full-time!
Seriously.
Anyways, I’m the hired gun, if you will. I’m also the guy nobody’s heard of, but that’s not important. All you need to know, is that I’m the guy that writes the boring political crap that nobody ever comments on.
Oh, and I’m a man.
I promise not to suck from now on.
Jody says:
Promise not to suck?! Wow. All I had to do was promise to post a couple times a week. Beth has set some lofty standards for you…I don’t have to promise that either, right?! :)
hehe Welcome!YAY!
MacStansbury says:
actually, it was the only way she’d let me in.
and she never said that anybody else had to not suck, she just said something about “tight leash” and whatnot.
at least, I think that’s why she was talking about the leash.
okay….not sucking starting……….NOW!
Greta (Hooah Wife) says:
Welcome non-sucky guest blogger.
Beth says:
Uh, wait, why confuse everyone used to the suckitude around here? :twisted:
MacStansbury says:
cuz…I thought you were all like “if you don’t increase sales by 30%, we’re giving your job to some of them foreigners over in foreigner land.”
something like that.
and don’t make me have to bring up the Three’s Company stuff. you really don’t want that…
Jody says:
yeah, can you rethink the whole not sucking thing? No need to raise the bar for other… um…co-bloggers…
MacStansbury says:
you know…I’ve been thinking about it, and now I’ve decided to be EXTRA not-sucky.
and for some reason, my login doesn’t work anymore…
Beth? BEEEEEEETH!!!!!
Jody says:
Well then I’ll just have to by extra sucky to offset your non-suckiness…oh…wait…
Ogre says:
Seems to be an awful lot of sucking going on around here… anyone seen Perot?
Jody says:
Or Monica? :shock: (OH come now! Like you knew that joke wouldn’t be OBVIOUS!)
a4g says:
I see your hold on the Alliance of the Anonymous growing more and more tenuous.
MacStansbury says:
oh, my hold on the AotA is right where it’s always been. I’ve never actually counted myself as a member, really, until I got added here. but that’s still my personal project to find them best writers out there what hadn’t been founded out yet.
then again, because I’m now a member of this site, I’m technically in the Cotillion. Beth has already told me that she’s going to have to fire me every Monday night, and hire me back on Wednesday morning.
Jeff H says:
You promise not to suck?
What, do you want to stick out like a sore thumb?
MacStansbury says:
ahem…
as the only Apple stem ’round here, I’m gonna stand out no matter what, if you know what I’m sayin…
Jody says:
THIS IS AWESOME. OH HOW I LOVE YOU.
How’s that? ;)
MacStansbury says:
jeez. cheap flatter will only get you so far.
it’s pretty far, but still…
Jo's Cafe says:
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