Hippies face extinction
Maybe this will give our “friendly” pacifists (or the FWENCH) something to think about, huh?
Pygmy chimpanzees known as “jungle hippies” for resolving conflict through sex rather than fighting are hurtling towards extinction faster than any other primate, experts said yesterday.
Bonobos, gentle creatures found only in the remote war-torn forests of Congo, live in strictly matriarchal families and neither kill nor fight over territory.
They also pair off for sex at the slightest hint of danger, stress or friction, earning them their hippy nicknames for “making love not war”.
They are among man’s closest relatives and face the prospect of being the first great ape to be wiped from the planet.
Surrender monkeys. I’ll just leave that out there for y’all. :wink:
heeeheeeee
MikeT says:
Yes, but the French also are beginning to deport radical imams and crackdown on non-assimilating Islam. Having seen a bit of the French security forces recently, I think they are much more impressive in practice than our TSA. The TSA people that I went past in Dulles were largely young, weak-looking women and middle aged/fat men. The French security forces were all impeccably dressed and in very good shape. They were also probably 85% young men and many of the ones not in uniform looked like they might actually be armed… but you wouldn’t know until you tried some funny stuff with them.
Let’s be realistic here, Beth. America is dying from the illegal immigration as rapidly as France is having problems in its own areas. At least their PM is actually starting to do something about it that doesn’t amount to simply welcoming more of the problem groups into the country the way Bush is. I hate to say it, but Bush is actually the pacifist, surrender monkey on the immigration issue and his dereliction of his Article IV, Section 4 obligations are treasonous.
Hardcore Conservative says:
“Surrender monkeys. I’ll just leave that out there for y’all. ”
Great minds think alike Beth :grin:
Beth says:
Mike, “surrender monkeys” was just TOO easy to ignore. Come on, you know it.
But really, I meant the post more for flaky pacifist hippies. :mrgreen:
billy says:
Here is what Wikipedia says… even more amazing :
“Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: tongue kissing, face-to-face vaginal intercourse, oral sex, genital rubbing between females, and “frottage” between males”
:mrgreen: so much for those “Surrender monkeys”
Oh wait, i m a “Surrender monkey”, damn. :razz:
MikeT says:
I know, I was just sayin…
I’d place the blame for their extinction on the fact that unlike the French military, they don’t understand the concept of **retreat** in the face of a superior enemy.
Enlightenment Reactionary says:
I’ve actually seen a documentary about Bonobos. They are the sluts and pervs of the jungle, kind of like my high school back in the 70s. The best part was watching the male Bonobos sword fight with their penises.
Stop The ACLU says:
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