Another Beth Update

Okay, my wife and I just got off the phone with Beth, and despite Ms. Anonymous Tammy, who is anonymous and doesn’t wish to be named, it’s worse than I originally thought.

Beth is in full blown Blog Withdrawal. She interrupted our conversation several times by yelling at the t.v. Every so often, she would cover the mouthpiece with her hand and tell her daughter “hush honey, can’t you see I’m on the phone with www.vinceautmorire.com and www.merrimusings.typepad.com?”

I told her about a post I had seen, and she asked me to send her the link. After I explained that I couldn’t, we were on a phone call, she had me spell the link out anyway.

In the background, we heard her daughter ask her to draw a picture. Beth told her she would download one as soon as she was off the phone.

We also heard the first signs of Ebay Denied Syndrome, as Beth repeatedly complained that she was not allowed to bid on the pay-per-view movie channels on the hotel cable system.

Please send your prayers as we comfort Beth in her time of toil and trouble.

And yes, I know what you’re going to ask next.

She’s STILL unpacking shoes.



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5 Responses to “Another Beth Update”

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    Conservative Cat says:

    Tuesday

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    basil's blog says:

    Breakfast: 8/31/2005

    Try one of these specials with your breakfast: California Yankee lists ways to help Katrina victims. [via Ed Driscoll via One For The Road] Merry Mad Monk as a post-Katrina update. Fistful of Fortnights has a look at New Orleans.



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    Jessica says:

    :smile:Cute blog. I love your header graphics. I wish I knew how to make my own.



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    Jeff H says:

    A woman of Beth’s, um, shall we say “charms”, can never have too many shoes.

    Hurry back to us, Mistress of the Blog!!!



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    Common Sense Runs Wild says:

    Saved By The American Princess

    I was defeated the last few days by power and Internet outages, Beth evacuated to Birmingham and Jody is recovering from technical issues and blogger burnout. This week’s Cotillion was nearly a wash out but we were saved by The…



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