WHITE TRASH WEDNESDAY - Cyber Sleuth Edition
- Posted by Beth on July 27th, 2005 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday
HAY YALL FREIND’S OF MINE!!!!!!
MISS BETH all most fergot it wuz MY day 2 rite hear butt MISS SAYDIE done remindid her with her miss JAYNE thang wich is hella funney!!!!!! so OPPS we all most done fergat butt thanx SAYDEE!
SO HAY I wuz lookin on the intornet 2 see if’n i cood find MISS Natalee Halloway cuz shes from BAMA like miss beth butt from some palace i aint never bin at birminham specialy no mountin brook cuz u no i is from AUBRUN ne-wayz. I JUEST NO I KIN FIND NATALIE SOME WARE’S ON THE INTERNET!!!! she got’s to be round hear some ware’s!!! why them police down in arruba aint lookin on the blog’s and all i aint gittin cuz ever one else no’s to look thair!!!! an alla my firend’s r givin good tip’s 2 MR DAN and them monkey’s and all if it aint fer my firends from the trailor park they wounta got nothin fer clue’s on whair Miss Holloway done disopeard 2!!!!! i no that thair Joran boy he got’s him a webb sight and thats how thay is gonna fined her!!!!! cuz i bet hes got him a computor in jail and hes prolly sendin massage’s to mr DAN and them monkey’s cuz ever one no’s that ever one in arruba got’s a computor!!! i betcha if that miss beth twitty gave me a job doin her house cleanin er some thang she wood in vite me to aruba to and i coud hava trip down thair to!!!! and then i coud lay on tha beach and have fun and all cuz hay thats wat i whant!!!!! oh yeah and fer that Natalee 2 git finded 2. but hay i bet if i try 2 find her i coud be the mostest biggist riter on the internett!!! and hay thats a opertuneity i caint rezist!!!! watch’all think? i is gonna be fameous!!! Fameousor than i all reddy is with me bein a ex ABRUN chear leeder and a Fishin Rodeo Queen ne-wayz!!! imean look at me all ready how kin i NOT be the most popilar ritor on the blogg’s!!!!!
ne-wayz i aint 2 shore bout taht natalie she wuz gonna go 2 alabama fer her skooolin so she caint be to smart ne-wayz like us AUBRUN galz may be she runned away so her mama and mister jug aint gonna send her to that ole skool cuz she want’s 2 go 2 auburn like i did butt HAHA she aint got the rite fambly or look or nothin an i aint even noing ware HER trailor park is!!!!!!!! so wat’s that alla bout!!!! i mean may be that Joran wood fit in at aubrun butt not that miss hoity toity miss natalee ne-wayz!!!!
butt hay yall’s it dont mattor none cuz rilly i jess wanna be popilar so i’s gonna look moar on the intornet’s page’s for her!!!! so see yall’s lator!!!!
LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now git on outta hear and bugg my wensday firend’s!!!
[Note to hypersensitive nutcases: this is called SATIRE. Look it up.]
Dan says:
Oh you are a bad girl lol
SADIE LOU!!! says:
BEULLAH MAE THATS SUM SEXXXXY HAREDO!!!
KIN U DO MINE THAT A WAY?????
Fistful of Fortnights says:
How Not To Blog #38
Inspired by The Commissar, from his comment upon last week’s edition of White…
Sigmund, Carl and Alfred says:
This is a much better photo of you. Where’s the red lipstick?