WTW: Screw Abstinence!
- Posted by Beth on July 13th, 2005 filed in General, Pro-Life, Stupid, White Trash Wednesday
HAY YALLS!!!!
Gess what!!! I done got me a envite too this big ole party!!!! woooohooooo!!! its gonna be a big ole ho-down if u no what i mean!!!!111!!! yalls check it out!!!!
SCREW ABSTINENCE PARTY Thursday, July 14, 2005
6:00-8:00pm
Watertown
106 1st Ave N
Seattle, WA 98109Tired of Bush & Co. spending your tax dollars on abstinence-only-until-marriage initiatives that promote dangerous misinformation?
Let them know you keep it real when it comes to your sexual health and decision making.
Come laugh, learn, socialize and buck the system at NARAL Pro-Choice Washington’s Screw Abstinence Party.
PRINT OUT FLYER AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
Featuring:
Pork Filled Players – Seattle theatre’s hottest sketch comedy group performs a sex ed class for adults
Toys in Babeland – Seattle’s sleaze-free, sex-positive purveyors of adult toys offer tips on “Sexy Safer Sex”
Lady Jane DJ – Seattle’s First Lady of the turn tables spins the latest in Hip-Hop and R&B
Hors d’oeuvres – Scrumptious Appetizers generously donated by Watertown.Ticket Prices:
$15.00 “The Birds and the Bees” - Gets ya in the door.
$30.00 “The Full Monty”- Gets ya in the door, a Screw Driver drink ticket, & a Screw Abstinence T-Shirt. T-shirt sizes are limited so order yours ASAP!*Please note, this is not an all ages event, you must be 21 years or older to attend*
Its a big ole party an every won’s comin’!!! and even bettor u kin git n-e lil problims that cum up takin care of wif thair help to!!! u no if yalls git nocked up er ne-thang unconveenient like that!!! caint ax fer a bettor kinda party if yalls ax me!!!! i aint noin wat abstinince is all bout ne-wayz thats fer lil kid’s an ole lady’s i bin makin whoopy sints i’s 12 an its ez to git fixded up if u git nock’d up thanx too them thair PP an NARAL fokes they aint inta havin no army of baby’s runnin round the trailor neather butt they no we got’s to have ar scroggin when evor we wanna!!!! an wif who evor we wanna!!!! thair aint no Just Say No round hear!!!! HAY YALLS NO WAT I MEAN!!!! im gonna see if i kin be in that thair Pork Filled Playors thang to cuz i no alla them trick’s to show em so thay aint gittin nock’d up LOLL!!!!!!!!!!! i kint wate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i otta take MISS BETH that bitch she need’s to lern her to loosin up a lil bit an git her sum from alla them mans thatll be thair watein fer hott chick’s like me!!!!!!
Yalls comin?
LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!!!!
Ax my freind’s if thay’s cummin to!
SADIE LOU!!! says:
IM GONNA BE THARE BEULLAE MAE!!!!! I HOPE THAT DURN PRESTON TAYLOR HOLMES DONT GO AS A DRAG QUEEN OR SOMETHIN. HE THINKS HES RUE PAUL OR SOMETHIN. HEEEEHEEEEE!!!!!!
Feisty says:
I’ll be comin! Soundz likes a CASH COW to me! Woo-hoo! Can we’s say “assembly line”? I’s be buying a round afterwards of Busch Lites!
Preston Taylor Holmes says:
Sadie LOu, youns shut up about my dress warin. That’s my business and youns need to mind yer own. Less’n you mean business too, in which case, signs me up!
BEULAH MAE!!!!!!! says:
see i new id see the usuall suspect’s hear!!!! prestin sadie lou and fisty yalls wes gonna have a good ole time at that party!!!! and fisty i want me some BUSH lites not busch lites!!!! LOLL!!! i aint drankin no lite beer no ways not if thays byin im drankin them screw driver’s !!!!!!
see yalls in the line!!!!
Maladjusted - Fair and Balanced says:
Haha, they made a pun!
I love reading White Trash Wednesdays. Being from West Virginia, I’ve seen a lot of “white trash culture” first hand. And I’ve even been called white trash just because I live here by people who don’t know me.
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Will Malven says:
Thank-you for maintaining a copy of this flyer. There appears to be a concerted effort by “them” to supress it and make it disappear from the web. Funny how when they slip up and tell the truth about how they really believe, the reaction is so severe that the have to retract and “explain” what they really meant.
You Rock Girl!