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* New Windows Vista preview: click here to see it in action!

* For Jody: click

* Google-ish silliness

* Blogads: CLICK THEM, dammit! (SondraK and Mad Dog Vinnie have them now, too!)

* Via Janette: How to Fold a Shirt, for those of us–I mean YOU–who just leave the clean clothes in the laundry basket.

* The Periodic Table of elements, man-style.

* Camel-toe Report??? Ewww!

* This ought to keep the jihadis away from your house! And this for your car? Or maybe a gift for your best jihadi friend?

* Heh. Harry Hate, Campus Linebacker? He’s no Terry Tate, but OK.

Eh, that’ll do for now, I guess.

I’ve created a monster.

OK, I held off on posting this, because I actually wasn’t going to at all because I didn’t want to create a monster. That said, it’s too late; this is no secret any more.

My daughter has a blog! :mrgreen: Yes, she is six years old, and yes, she is the one writing. I have taken care of the sidebar stuff and made some cosmetic changes to the template, but that’s it. OK, I did fix a couple spelling errors, because as you know, I can’t abide spelling errors–even from a six year-old. hehehe (poor kid)

So before she gets her Instalanche, I might as well post it here–she’s at

Little Miss Princess

Yes, she’s using a fake name, but long-time readers of this blog know her name. I’ve made commenting a total pain in the ass because…well, she’s 6. Any adult should understand. I’m relaxing the comment registration process a LITTLE, though. You can now register yourself to comment, but everything is still going into moderation. There will be NO comment bullshi’ite tolerated at that site, needless to say.

Anyway, she’s already gotten her first Riehl-lanche and some other “-lanches“, so I’d better get with the program, huh? Sadie’s even made her a “Divaette” button, so I guess I’d better get crackin’ with a Junior Debutante one, too. ;-)

Hmmm…do I see a trend starting?

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already

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(OK, just kidding…about deleting the statcounter, that is.)

Hussein Jane

Just a thought

You know, since we’re being all PC and shi’ite, worrying about whether or not we’ll offend anyone by picking Arab men between certain ages to search at train and bus stations, and worrying about the implications of using the Bible for the oath in court, and worrying about crosses offending anyone…shouldn’t we also not allow women and girls to wear short skirts in public? Because you know, that might offend our pious Islamic friends…or worse…

Sound unthinkable? Not to me. At the rate we’re going, I can see my daughter and myself being subjected to this by the time she’s a teenager. I wonder if my hypothetical granddaughters will be given the “option” whether or not they can get an education, because mandatory education for girls is against some people’s religion. You know, that is probably offending someone.

And why hasn’t the government mandated halal foods in the grocery stores, anyway???

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Think about this - UPDATED (again) - Michael Graham & Islam

If the Boy Scouts of America had 1,000 scout troops, and 10 of them practiced suicide bombings, then the BSA would be considered a terrorist organization. If the BSA refused to kick out those 10 troops, that would make the case even stronger. If people defending terror repeatedly turned to the Boy Scout handbook and found language that justified and defended murder — and the scoutmasters in charge simply said “Could be” — the Boy Scouts would have driven out of America long ago.

Absolutely. Hmmm, can anyone think of what this analogy might be referring to?

The question isn’t how dare I call Islam a terrorist organization, but rather why more people do not.

Read it.

UPDATE & bumped to top:

Via Myopic Zeal & NYC Right — The author of the above piece, Michael Graham, was suspended without pay by ABC/Disney for his on-air remarks about Islam on his talk show. Now CAIR is demanding that he be fired!

Graham has been harshly criticized by CAIR for public comments linking the current theology and structure of Islam to the repeated acts of terror in its name. CAIR sent mass e-mails to its members urging them to contact ABC and demand the company to punish Graham for his remarks.

The statements at the heart of the controversy reflect Graham’s opinion that, as he puts it, “Because of the mix of Islamic theology that — rightly or wrongly — is interpreted to promote violence, added to an organizational structure that allows violent radicals to operate openly in Islam’s name with impunity, Islam has, sadly, become a terrorist organization. It pains me to say it. But the good news is it doesn’t have to stay this way, if the vast majority of Muslims who don’t support terror will step forward and re-claim their religion.”

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME on them! Dhimmitude exemplified! What are they afraid of? Terrorists in CAIR?

OK, so contact those who CAIR is contacting:

IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUESTED: (As always, please be POLITE.)

CONTACT WMAL to urge that Michael Graham be reinstated and allowed his Constitutional right to FREE SPEECH.
CONTACT: Mr. Randall Bloomquist
Program Director WMAL
4400 Jenifer Street NW
Washington DC 20015
Switchboard: 202-686-3100
Direct: 202-895-2327
To be on a WMAL talk show, call 202-432-WMAL, toll free 888-630-WMAL.
E-Mail: randall.bloomquist@abc.com, ernie.fears@abc.com, chris.j.berry@abc.com

CONTACT the first of WMAL’s advertisers:
Mr. Dan Testa
President TCI - Telcept Holdings, LCC
5554 Port Royal Road Springfield, VA 22151
TEL (703) 321-3030, 1-800-824-1001
Fax: (703) 321-5046
E-Mail: testad@tcicomm.com, routhierd@tcicomm.com, tcimail@tcicomm.com

AJ Strata

He says

Got this from Michael regarding my idea for a blog wave:

“I could definitely use your help, and I’ll gladly link any websites I can.

Michael Graham
www.michaelgraham.com”

If you are for free speech, let me know and we will add your post to the list below.

Email me at AJstrata [at] strata-sphere.com with any links you have.

And email or call those listed above!

WTF is CAIR so afraid of, anyway? THE TRUTH?

Via Emperor Misha, how about they answer THIS challenge?

I hate these hippies, too

This is just outright farking disgusting. PETA, purveyor of ~~bullshi’ite~~ ~~horseshi’ite~~ crock’o’shi’ite politics and nasty vegan food, is now trying to compare the “plight” of animals to slavery, as well as “Native American genocide”, oppression of women, and child welfare. What next, the “animal holocaust”????

So what are they saying, black slaves are (were) animals? Well, of course they are–they’re saying animals are slaves, being bought and sold for labor. So what’s the difference?

And who’s doing the “exploitation” here? (click to enlarge)

Oh yeah, I’m sure Dr. King was talking about monkeys and chickens.

:mrgreen: Thanks, Alex!

Missing: Cheryl Magner, age 17

A few things I found on a Google search, but I haven’t gotten this confirmed with the family or gotten any further details:

Cheryl won a baking contest at the Marin County Fair Dairy Day in 2004 (Best Cheesecake and Best in Show-Youth).

Cheryl was a competition swimmer a few years ago, with a group called ORCA.

I know it seems irrelevant, but many have asked about what kind of interests she has…

Again, Cheryl Ann Magner is 5′8, 140lbs, and has been missing since early June, last seen in Marin County with a friend. Please contact the Marin County Sheriff’s Department at 415-499-7365 if you think you may have seen her or have any information!

See her aunt’s blog for further updates.

NSFE *

( * Not Safe For Eyes)

Gawd, I hate hippies. This would be hilarious if it weren’t such an assault on my eyes, or “visual rape,” as described by someone at Ace’s. And to think, Ace even gave fair warning, and I still had to look.

Nasty hippies.

Oh, come on, you know you gotta look too! :shock:

Hey, THERE’S an idea!

NYC Mayor Bloomberg, on being questioned why the random bag searches in NYC aren’t using criminal profiling:

“The police do have the right to stop people with what’s called reasonable suspicion. You know, if somebody’s walking down the street with a backpack with wires sticking out of them and a sign saying ‘bomb,’ of course they stop them.”

Yippee! New York City is safe again! Thank you, Mayor Bloomberg!

Bloomberg then explained that even those who refused to have their bags inspected would not attract extra attention from police.

But of course you know, if they have bombs sticking out of the bags they will get attention. If there’s a sign saying “bomb,” that is. No need for that messy profiling business.

Helen Thomas is an old barking moonbat, and other stuff you “didn’t know”

Via Drudge:

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to ‘kill herself’ if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

“The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told the HILL. “All we need is one more liar.”

Thomas added, “I think he’d like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.”

UPDATE on missing girl Cheryl Ann Magner

Christmas Ghost (I’ll refer to her as CG) has posted some updates:

CG is in Washington State and is handling the blog work for her sister (Cheryl’s mother). She says that the case is being handled by the Marin County Sheriff, phone number 415-499-7365 (not the San Rafael Police Dept).

Cheryl is 5′8 and 140 pounds, and was last seen by “a friend,” in Marin County, in early June. (I don’t know the exact date.)

There has been no media attention on this missing girl, and few details are available at this point. I sent email to a local news station in the Bay area last night, but I have no idea if this has already been done or anything. Apparently the Marin County Sheriff’s office has all but “given up,” according to CG, and Cheryl’s parents are desperate. See here for further updates.

:!: Please spread the word. :!:

And they think Southerners are dumb?

(click to enlarge)

The new road signs at the corner of Routes 10 and 141 feature the numbers inside an outline of the great state of Alabama.

Problem is, the intersection is smack dab in downtown Easthampton, Mass.

In a commonwealth known for its confusing road signs and ”can’t get there” complaints, this latest gaffe is among the strangest. Even more curiously, no one took much notice when the wayward signs went up about a week ago.

”We thought it was Connecticut turned upside down,” said a woman who works for the contractor, A. Pereira Construction Co. of Ludlow.

”Actually, we didn’t know what it was,” said Roger Remy, the contractor’s estimator, who ordered the signs from another company. ”We didn’t really question it, because the numbers were correct.”

Need I comment? hahahahahhahahaa

Thanks, CrimsonTusks! ;-)

[Linked at Janette's, since she's back but offering up open trackbacks!]

Linky Love for a Little Princess

Go check out the blog from a six year-old girl! Nice blogroll the sweetie keeps, too. Obviously, not just a little miss princess, but also very much the child prodigy. ;-)

She’s got quite a sense of humor, as well. Ahem.

PLEASE HELP - Missing Girl in Marin County, CA

Click to enlarge the picture!

From ChristmasGhost, via Jay at Stop the ACLU; this girl is the niece of ChristmasGhost.

This is a photo of Cheryl Ann Magner.

She has been missing since the beginning of June. She was last seen in Marin County, Ca.

Please, anyone who has seen this 17 year-old girl please call 415-472-2994. This is her mother’s phone number…please do not call unless you have information that would be helpful.

~~Or call the San Rafael police dept. @ 415-485-3000 or www.srpd.org.~~
Any information or help would be greatly appreciated by the family.

UPDATE: The phone number for the Marin County Sheriff’s department is (415) 479-1601; contact that number. (Thanks to Mill Valley Mom.)

ALSO: Anonymous tips can be called in to the Bay Area Crimestoppers at 1-800-2 GIVE INFO (1-800-244-8346).

:!: Please help spread the word :!:

WHITE TRASH WEDNESDAY - Cyber Sleuth Edition

White Trash Wednesday

HAY YALL FREIND’S OF MINE!!!!!!

MISS BETH all most fergot it wuz MY day 2 rite hear butt MISS SAYDIE done remindid her with her miss JAYNE thang wich is hella funney!!!!!! so OPPS we all most done fergat butt thanx SAYDEE!

SO HAY I wuz lookin on the intornet 2 see if’n i cood find MISS Natalee Halloway cuz shes from BAMA like miss beth butt from some palace i aint never bin at birminham specialy no mountin brook cuz u no i is from AUBRUN ne-wayz. I JUEST NO I KIN FIND NATALIE SOME WARE’S ON THE INTERNET!!!! she got’s to be round hear some ware’s!!! why them police down in arruba aint lookin on the blog’s and all i aint gittin cuz ever one else no’s to look thair!!!! an alla my firend’s r givin good tip’s 2 MR DAN and them monkey’s and all if it aint fer my firends from the trailor park they wounta got nothin fer clue’s on whair Miss Holloway done disopeard 2!!!!! i no that thair Joran boy he got’s him a webb sight and thats how thay is gonna fined her!!!!! cuz i bet hes got him a computor in jail and hes prolly sendin massage’s to mr DAN and them monkey’s cuz ever one no’s that ever one in arruba got’s a computor!!! i betcha if that miss beth twitty gave me a job doin her house cleanin er some thang she wood in vite me to aruba to and i coud hava trip down thair to!!!! and then i coud lay on tha beach and have fun and all cuz hay thats wat i whant!!!!! oh yeah and fer that Natalee 2 git finded 2. but hay i bet if i try 2 find her i coud be the mostest biggist riter on the internett!!! and hay thats a opertuneity i caint rezist!!!! watch’all think? i is gonna be fameous!!! Fameousor than i all reddy is with me bein a ex ABRUN chear leeder and a Fishin Rodeo Queen ne-wayz!!! imean look at me all ready how kin i NOT be the most popilar ritor on the blogg’s!!!!!

ne-wayz i aint 2 shore bout taht natalie she wuz gonna go 2 alabama fer her skooolin so she caint be to smart ne-wayz like us AUBRUN galz may be she runned away so her mama and mister jug aint gonna send her to that ole skool cuz she want’s 2 go 2 auburn like i did butt HAHA she aint got the rite fambly or look or nothin an i aint even noing ware HER trailor park is!!!!!!!! so wat’s that alla bout!!!! i mean may be that Joran wood fit in at aubrun butt not that miss hoity toity miss natalee ne-wayz!!!!

butt hay yall’s it dont mattor none cuz rilly i jess wanna be popilar so i’s gonna look moar on the intornet’s page’s for her!!!! so see yall’s lator!!!!

LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now git on outta hear and bugg my wensday firend’s!!!

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