Mares Eat Oats And Splodeydopes And Little Lambs Eat Ivy
*UPDATED*
The left is truly unhinged. You know it, I know it. I like unhinged. Frankly, it’s farking hilarious. They keep throwing spitballs at the blackboard to try and make them stick. Witness the latest from the Kos:

Hahaha, I guess.
You’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, in our comments, on the Kos’ fetid site and other places. A recurring meme.
"Are you under 40? Why don’t you sign up?" Better yet, ignoring the concept of free will (these are socialists, remember) "Why don’t you send your child?"
How utterly stupid these people are. How inane, how free from common sense. The response is so simple they fail to see it sitting under their upturned noses.
Hey, Kos, since you hate this war so much, why don’t you do something about it? It doesn’t matter how old you are, why aren’t you strapping on a belt full of Semtex? Why don’t you drive a car into a crowded restaurant in Baghdad? Chicken?
Why aren’t you terrorist sympathizing bleating leftist farktards strapping suicide belts on your children to be martyrs for the jihad you love so much?
Send your children to die, if you’re so brave and we’re so chicken, asshats. Personally, I have and will encourage my 7 year old son to join the military to defend his country when he reaches the proper age, too bad you won’t send your child to try and destroy it, hard as you’re trying with your words.
Why won’t you encourage your sons and daughters to join Islamic Jihad, or the Al Aqsa Martyr’s Brigades? You’re on their side, you know. I’ll bet Zarqawi and Bin Laden would love the help, real help, not the hiding behind the computer help you provide. Die for your cause, Kos.
You call us the 101st Keyboard Kommandos?
That’s a hell of a lot better than the Army of Al-Intel.
Update I: I know what you’re thinking, and yes. Six years Navy. 3 active, 3 reserve.
Update II: The Leftard oath of office:
I do solemnly
swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Koran and the Communist Manifesto against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I
will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this
obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of
evasion; and that I will freely discharge bilious rhetoric, non-sensical accusations, and disengage myself from reality: So help me Allah [or deity of choice, or none, if you prefer, call your local ACLU office for advice in this regard]
Update III: Inspired by SC&A’s comment below, I give you:

The Armchair Jihadi!
Update IV: Thanks so much to Patrick at Clarity and Resolve. We have a logo of our own! w00t!!!
Originally posted at Vince Aut Morire
[Note from the Lazy Mgmt, a.k.a Beth, USAF Retired, also a disabled veteran:
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Right Wing Nut House says:
THE LEFT IS RIGHT…FOR THE WRONG REASONS
Mad Dog Vinnie from Vince Aut Morire is filling in admirably for Beth at MVRWC and takes a …um…shall we say a little different tack with the Kossaks on the chickenhawk response:
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Girl on the Right says:
Fighting for the Cause
This is brilliant. Finally someone has come right out and challenged the left for that annoying “If you’re pro-war, why don’t you enlist??” whine they always throw at us.
Girl on the Right says:
Ith says:
I think the whole “why don’t you enlist” thing is odd. I’ve never been a police officer, a fireman, a judge, or a teacher, but I have opinions on law enforcement, public safety and education.
Paul Deignan says:
With prior service, I am told by several (and it appears to be true), that officers may apply for a reappointment. In fact, I am pleased that the DoD instituted this reform that I suggested when Bush first took office.
Long story short, Info Theory may become something more like a milblog (as in MI–still keeping the ‘I’ as in ‘Info’ or in this case, ‘Intelligence’).
HT: Oak Leaf from Polipundit.
Paul Deignan says:
In other words, 40 is not the magic number anymore.