Quit buying the cheap drawers
Stupid news item of the day, via Exploding Cigar:
DOCTORS are calling for G-strings to be banned — because they are bad for girls’ health.
Experts in Germany warn that the skimpy pants can damage skin and cause infections.
Gynaecologists prefer women to wear traditional bigger knickers after seeing an “enormous” rise in patients reporting genital inflammation.
First of all, that spelling drives me insane. Nevermind that, though.
This is stupid because it’s can’t be the “knickers” (gaahhh!), it’s probably because the German girls are just NASTY. I’ll bet it’s a problem in France, too. Nasty hippies, take a damn shower! Or maybe they got the inflammation from being screwed too hard by the government over there…?
Dave Munger says:
It’s the friction, they need to go commando. Yeah, sometimes I wipe too hard, I can relate. Come to think of it, it’s probably a Teutonic racial trait, wiping too hard, that is.
Beth says:
Whew! I saw a comment here and I thought it was going to be something about “how offensive” that was. You know how things can get around here. :wink:
Vilmar says:
Maybe they are not smart enough to understand the basic concept of “back to front” and “front to back” depending on …… OK, y’all know what I’m talking about. No more details, right?
Paulof York says:
Would it help, I wonder, if they wore nothing at all?
Caveat:I’m no doctor.
Intermittent Stream says:
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Aaron's cc: says:
Swelling is among the symptoms of inflammations. Genital swelling is generally swell.
Sigmund, Carl and Alfred says:
Man, there’s an entire group for therapy, right here.
I love this blog.
Amy says:
Ah, well, what can you expect with butt floss? Why anyone would where such a wedgie-inducive thing is beyond me.
HomericPundit says:
German MDs….go figure. Nazi bastards!
Michael says:
OK, so let’s kill the butt floss. Just don’t go back to knickers, pleeeeeeese! The current boy-short thing is pretty hot.
Everyone happy now?
ArmyArtilleryWife says:
I actually laughed outloud. A loud, piercing, bray of a laugh. If anyone else had been around besides my cats, it might have been embarassing. I can’t remember the last time I did that reading something online.
(name also deleted) says:
Ha ha ha! I am laffing so hard i wetted my pants! ware is my mommy!!!
(name also deleted) says:
Oh yeah, I hate that kind of pantaloons, too. Why should anyone be alloud to take away my man-thongs? Goodness, next thing you know, people will say thong’s are causing cancer?!!??
[Show up with that kind of attitude and stupid fake name and this is how you get treated in return, fucknozzle. Piss off. Shoo. Your kind isn't welcome here, idiot. --The Management™]
The Cotillion says: