Brain damage
I am wiped out.
If you are feeling neglected, sorry. I am in severe sleep deprivation mode right now. Approaching delirium. Need intravenous caffeine and/or something resembling sleep.
Summer blogging hours are now in effect (in other words, today was the last day of school, a.k.a. babysitting). This means very few 8:00 am posts for the next couple of months, not sporadic blogging.
Random semi-delirious thoughts:
* The chick at the McDonald’s drive-through yesterday morning was outrageously and OBVIOUSLY stoned, but friendly [Odd exchange of the day: McDonald's girl: "Wow, that headrest looks so comfortable, you can just lean your head back while you're driving! You've got it made!" Me in my crappy nine year-old car: "Huh?" Stoned and smiling McD's chick returns to happily yet feverishly scrubbing the drive-through window with a rag.]. This morning she was not stoned and was a sullen bitch.
Lesson: If you hate your crappy fast-food job, you probably ought to consider firing one up before you face your customers. You’re much more pleasant that way. I enjoy my Egg McMuffins much more when I don’t have to drive home thinking “what the hell was her problem?”
* To the moron in the old raggedy ass Chevy pickup on Springhill Avenue this morning: you may need to be tested for dyslexia, because the speed limit is 40, not 04.
* I think I may need to write a book–or at least a post–on manners. Just sayin’.
* I realize the outcome of American Idol is ridiculously inconsequential. However, I’m glad Bo Bice didn’t win; I consider American Idol the kiss of death to cool (see also: Kelly Clarkson and the other “winners”). Let that blondie chickie be a teenybopper pop idol. Besides, it HAD to be an anti-Alabama conspeeeeeracy at work. Now will the obsessed AI fans please get over it?
* Hey Eric–THANK YOU for posting here for me!
* Please, go over there to the right and click on the Blogads. They’re my kinda people.
* Go read THIS today at The Anchoress!
Dadahead says:
Hey, I like Kelly!
She’s doing a lot better than Justin, anyway.
Carrie needed it more than Bo. Bo’s ‘different’ enough; he stands out. He’ll get along just fine. Carrie might have faded into oblivion as a runner-up.
Of course, she still could fade into oblivion. But this makes it less likely.
Tom says:
Odd exchange of the day: McDonald’s girl: “Wow, that headrest looks so comfortable, you can just lean your head back while you’re driving! You’ve got it made!” Me in my crappy nine year-old car: “Huh?” Stoned and smiling McD’s chick returns to happily yet feverishly scrubbing the drive-through window with a rag.]
Sounds more like meth than Mary Jo to me. Oh, and as we all know, it’s all about Reuben!
William Teach says:
Hmm, I guess my Jedi sleeping powers aren’t working. I must turn to the Sith to make sure Beth gets some sleep. “Sleep, Lord Beth.”
Yes, I did just see Sith again.
Pile On says:
Whoa, I just flashed on my time as a Walmart Associate when I was 18.
I used to impair my brain to the point that I thought they were getting their 3.50/hr’s worth.
Good times.
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