White Trash Wednesday 17
- Posted by Beth on May 18th, 2005 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday
OK, I’m actually getting bored with White Trash Wednesday after seventeen WEEKS of this schtick. BEULAH MAE is taking a vacation. A VACATION; she’s not retiring, so don’t get your panties in a wad.
I’ve got some stuff for you today, though:
Via Jody:
Mail Order Husbands
BEULAH MAE took their compatibility test and here’s her match:
Hans of Hannover Germany
“German sailor seeks mermaid”.. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I’ve had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I’m not shy about my body.
Who knew? I would have thought the guy from New Mexico (third one on this page) would have been her type. I think the one with no picture shown from “Pelican Bay” might be one of her ex-husbands, though. The guy from West Virginia looks like a perfect match for SADIE LOU!
Courtesy of the American Housewife:
This’ll jar your preserves, you back-woods critter!
Last but not least, did anyone watch this? I MISSED it! [Dammit, it would have been perfect WTW material!]
I’m going to take out the trash. Come on with me:
Aaron's cc: says:
Are you sure Hans isn’t a manatee?
Jo's Cafe says:
Trashy Wednesday
Check out Beth’s White Trash Wednesdays post this week. Coffee Alert!! Put down the coffee, or whatever drink you may have, it’s a hoot!
jody says:
Ugh, you always have to credit me with this stuff, don’t you? Next time, I will send an anonymous tip. ;)
Beth says:
HA! Even anonymously, everyone would know only you would find Mail Order Husbands! :wink:
(just kidding)