He calls himself a “liberal”?
Well, I guess he IS a liberal in the classical sense. But NOT in the moonbatty sense at all.
Check out this truth-serum (alcohol) assisted rant from the Gun-Toting Liberal, who (thinks he) is on the left (maybe the Zell Miller “left”). Of course, I keep telling him he’s a Libertarian, but he can’t believe it. Either way, this is a classic:
What the hell have we become, a nation full of CANDY ASSES???
We can’t be INDIVIDUALS any longer… If I’m all for God, Family, borders and Country… BUT am also FOR the common man and his rights to HIS fair share of this “booty” we call America (that we’ve STOLEN as a “team” from the INDIANS, screw the “Native American” term – I’m sick of THAT one, too!), I’m a FREAKING SOCIALIST PIG to the right-wingers and because I’m not a CANDY ASSED APOLOGIST, I am shunned by the left as being a Zell Millar or Joe Lieberman “wannabe”…
You know something… I don’t give a CRAP. I am proud to have African, Anglo-Saxon, Hispanic, INDIAN (yes, “INDIAN” - Cherokee), and FRENCH (yes, FRENCH!) blood coursing through these veins… and I apologize for NONE of it! If you don’t want to link to me because I’m not CANDY ASSED enough for you, then FINE WITH ME. Shove your traffic up your butt SIDEWAYS.
Too bad there aren’t more “liberals” like him. Candy asses are the root of all the problems you can find in our great country.
Gun-Toting Liberal says:
Hey Beth, THANKS :-)
Maybe I’ll have to blog drunk again sometime soon… but next time, I’ll drink some REAL beer… hehe.
TJ says:
Beth - I agree, GTL may call himself a liberal but he certainly has too much independent thought (and too many firearms!) to really be in that crowd ;)
/TJ
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Ogre says:
But don’t forget, he IS French… ;)
What Attitude Problem? says:
Hey! Another attitude problem!
Nice to know I’m not alone in the world. The Gun-Toting Liberal wants to know what’s going on, too:We can’t call African Americans “black people” any more because the NAACP wishes for black people to be respectfully ADDRESSED as “African
Pajama Pundits says:
A to Z Linkfest #3
The Apologist has an idea how to make his blog survive the degradation of magnetic decay.
Boudicca wonders if people really
basil's blog says:
Supper: 4/28/2005
Try one of these specials with your supper: WitNit likes it when folks flash him. Reliapundit says you can get spare parts from the UK. Gun-Toting Liberal has had enough. [via Beth] AmericaBlog sees no shades of gray in this
Dave Munger says:
Common man’s rights to a fair share of the booty that we “stole”? Sorry, he’s a freaking socialist. Inidentally, how do you “steal” from commies who have no concept of property? What was it called when they were gutting each other to take over territory, “making omlettes”?
Gun-Toting Liberal says:
Dave Munger:
“Common man’s rights to a fair share of the booty that we “stole”? Sorry, he’s a freaking socialist.”
Good eye, bro….
Only thing you’re leaving out of it is the fact that YOU (if you are a Republican) are a “freaking socialist” TOO.
If you are FOR social security, you ARE a socialist. If you are against SS, you are a bit of a whacko… but that’s just ME. I may be MORE socialist than you… but you’re STILL a socialist….
Just my 2 cents ;-)