WTW 11 - QUESCHINS FER THE SANDY MONKY
- Posted by Beth on April 6th, 2005 filed in General, White Trash Wednesday
HAYYY im back now yall’s cum back hear now and lissen up!!!
Hear’s my queschins fer my freind ovor in egipt no not bumfark egypt REAL LIVE REAL EGIPT!! his naim is SAND MONKEY or sum thang i aint gittin but i thank his naim is sam but i like’s his othor naim’s respected demon and reverend doctor s. beautiful, yall’s!!!!!
SO HEAR’S MY QUESCHINS FER REVOREND DOCTOR S BEUTIFUL!!!!
1 - how you got so dern smart about American thangs any ways?!!! (i thank MISS BETH prolly should read u more cuz she like’s to read smarty pants blogs specialy when thay is in place’s like ur’s!!!)
2 - aint u glad u dont live in america ware we might hafta draft u!!!! does yall hafta be in the egyptian army and kin u tell us sum thang about wat’s that like?
3 - u said u might share sum of ur email’s with us hear. i wanna read em but will u get in trouble or harassed?
4 - wat does ur trailor look like? i mean cuz i caint ax all serius queschins!!!!
5 - do u like PBR beer or schlitz beer? or if u aint a beer drinkor wats wrong with u and do u like thunderbird or mad dog or cisco bettor then?
NOW DR S BEAUTIFUL dont fergit the rule’s hear. U anser them queschins and then U got’s to ax fer othor peeple to be inner vue’d at ur blog. if u want. okeeydokeey!!!
And MISS BETH that bitch she want’s me 2 tell u she like’s ur blog a lot!!!!!
OK NOW yall’s kin go back to the othor trailor’s un till i tell yalls im ready. here me!!!!!!
LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!!
The Sandmonkey says:
Wohoo. I finally get my interview with BEULAH MAE. I am feelin mighty fortunate already.
Now, just to clearify, am i supposed to answer it here or on my blog? Or should i do both?
Ohh, and please tell miss Beth that the feeling is mutual.
Jay says:
I love the way you spell! It’s got me laughin hard. Excellent post!:lol:
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