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Happy Birthday! | MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Happy Birthday!

Posted by Beth on March 15th, 2005 filed in General

We interrupt the abnormally-scheduled Programming™ for this brief PSA for my bratty sister who doesn’t read blogs, even mine:

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

P.S. You suck!!!

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3 Responses to “Happy Birthday!”

March 15th, 2005 at 10:30 am
The Jawa Report says:

Jawa Report Celebrates One Million Visitors

Some time in the next couple of hours my Jawa will have been petted by at least 1 million visitors. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Thanks all for the constant barage of referrals, positive feedback, and…

March 15th, 2005 at 11:12 am
Sigmund, Carl and Alfred says:

Such a close knit and loving family.

An example to all.

March 15th, 2005 at 11:55 am
basil's blog says:

Tuesday Lunch:

Try one of these specials with your lunch: Beth shows the family resemblance in a birthday wish. Mustang 23 offers birthday wishes. Bobo Blogger loves four hours of left turns. phin says he’s a catch. Almanac of the Mundane features

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