Computers hate me.

CABLE connection problems now. :evil: :evil: :evil: I’m using dial-up just to post this! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Please, no advice solicited. It’s not a farking operator error. :evil: :evil: :evil: I am truly in Computer Hell. :evil: :evil: :evil: The computer exorcist (aka The Cable Guyâ„¢) is coming in the morning. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Anyone want to donate to get me on a T1 line? Hit the Paypal or Amazon button on the sidebar and Save My Sanity. LOL :twisted:

:evil: F-you Bellsouth, F-you Comcast, F-you computer, F-you effing house, F-you Alabama Power. :evil:

Thatisall. :evil:



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10 Responses to “Computers hate me.”

  1. GravatarFebruary 28th, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    Preston Taylor Holmes says:

    That’s what you get for livin’ in a backwater state like ‘Bama! Move up north to Tennessee!



  2. GravatarFebruary 28th, 2005 at 11:25 pm
    mikeatSE says:

    They’re all part of the ‘vast left wing conspiracy’.

    If that’s not it,you need a new di-lithium crystal or a valspar hyper-magnet.
    I know a guy,who knows a guy,who’s cousin can hook you up.



  3. GravatarFebruary 28th, 2005 at 11:33 pm
    Eric says:

    So, what are you trying to tell us, then?



  4. GravatarMarch 1st, 2005 at 5:33 am
    TJ says:

    What is this “dial-up” of which you speak?

    :P
    /TJ
    NIF
    The Wide Awakes
    PS - sorry you are having problems …



  5. GravatarMarch 1st, 2005 at 9:13 am
    Ogre says:

    Wow, that was hard to read, it was so slow. Could you upload it faster next time for us with T1 lines, please? :cool:



  6. GravatarMarch 1st, 2005 at 10:27 am
    Sigmund, Carl and Alfred says:

    I really think you need to not hold in your feelings.



  7. GravatarMarch 1st, 2005 at 10:38 am
    William Teach says:

    I remember dial up. Back when there used to be cassettes. :wink:

    Sorry, Beth, I feel for you.



  8. GravatarMarch 1st, 2005 at 1:34 pm
    Jeff H says:

    For a moment there, I thought I was watching “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”.

    I, too, feel for you. Back in ‘00 (2000, not 1900), my cable provided did an “upgrade” to my branch of their network. The result? A 29-day outage of my service. 29 F***ING days. Turned out the “national” tech guys didn’t know their asses from a hole in the wall, but a local “chick” at the cable company did–she figured out they had gotten a bad block of IP addresses, and fixed it in a matter of hours.

    Tech chicks rule. :mrgreen:



  9. GravatarMarch 2nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
    Anonymous says:

    Beth,

    You don’t want a T1. They go down more than Monica in a cigar shop.

    I feel your pain with comcast. They suck major donkey testicles. There was a time I was forced to use comcast cable. After their third multi-day cable TV outage we got a dish….

    Hey! You could always try a dish Beth!



  10. GravatarMarch 2nd, 2005 at 8:41 pm
    MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » WTF: Anonymous comments in WP 1.5? says:

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