MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

I swore I wasn’t going to turn this into a Photoshop blog, but…

Chris found the goatse’d Obama logo for me. Yay! (I was dreading having to cut out the hands from the original myself.)

Still feeling too lazy to do any real blogging, even though it’s PA election day. I’m sure I’ll figure something out later.
Stupid American Idol is on tonight, and dammit, I wanna [...]

Barack Obama logo creator, plus logo vectors

Oh, this could be hella fun. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Make your own logo at Logobama. Here are a couple quick ‘n’ dirty ones, just because I had the pics readily available.

There’s a collection of them from Logobama at Flickr–this one’s my favorite so far. No wait, this one with Reagan is. ;-)
Get Barack Obama [...]

Dark Side of the Death Star

I love b3ta. This is awesome.
Using any tools available - you, your record collection, a camera, photoshop, a scanner, whatever works - show us what happens beyond the borders of classic album sleeves, how the artwork continues.
LOTS of ‘em at the link, but this one is on my desktop now (wallpapers available! woo!). [...]

SCARIEST video ever!

I know, I missed posting this on Halloween. It is the Day of the Dead and Samhain for some people, though, so it’s suitable. :mrgreen:
I have to put it below the fold, because it’s THAT SCARY. Safe for work…unless irritating noises and hideous sights are a problem! (Just be glad I [...]

The Beauty Pageant Star Wars Trumpeter

Oh, I know, you’re thinking, “WTF is a beauty pageant video doing on MVRWC?” Just watch it…and don’t you dare stop the video early.
This is apparently Stacy Hedger, competing for Miss Arizona or something in 1993.

Errr…sorry. (If I can’t get those three minutes back, I have to give them to you!) :twisted:
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Britney Spears seems just a *tiny* bit less crazy today, thanks to this insanity

Tags: Chris Crocker, Britney Spears, YouTube
I saw a small clip of this on TV last night, and thought, “what the hell is that clown screaming about?!” and figured I’d pass. Thankfully, I could not resist seeing why a stupid YouTube video was on the news (repeatedly), because if I had resisted, I’d have totally [...]

Stupid Leftards, Part Duh: Brain-dead Attorney Henry Reynolds vs. Fred Thompson

Tags: Henry Reynolds, SSDI, social security, attorneys, lawyers, SSDI attorney, Los Angeles attorney, leftards, dirty tricksters, MoveOn, Democrats
Something only a deranged, stupid leftard would do: Set up a fake website pretending to be a Klansman who supports Fred Thompson, but leave your DNS information open to the whole wide world. HAAAAAAAA!!!! :rofl:
I [...]

Goatse Victim!

HAHAHA!
One of the challenges of writing a column about net culture is dealing with the internet’s more unsavoury elements. And, boy, are there a lot of unsavoury elements.
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In other words, how can I describe something like goatse and its ilk without causing offence?
OK, I can’t.
Alas, the writer didn’t actually link to an actual [...]

The Latest Ron Paultard Mission

Google “Paultard” and register your idiotic comments where ever you find it.
Thereby validating the word “Paultard,” of course. :rofl:
Want some easy Google traffic? Today’s site stats say: write something about Paultards. They also would suggest I should photoshop some goatse with the paultards, but that’ll have to wait. [...]

links for 2007-06-08

blern.com
“blern.com analyzes thousands of news and blog articles every day. When you click our Show more button or Show less button we learn what you want to read more of and what you’re not interested in.”
–Sorta like a customized digg, but with an butt-ugly in
(tags: web2.0 news blogs articles links digg)

Facebook | del.icio.us
FINALLY, a del.icio.us [...]

Wordpress plugin stuff

I upgraded the Gravatar comments plugin last night, so if anything looks wonky to you (that would most likely be you, IE6 users!), let me know.
If you don’t have a Gravatar, you get a random one from a group I picked. Don’t like ‘em? Get your own here. And just be glad [...]

Eurovision is to music as goatse is to the internet

In case you didn’t click the links in Jeff’s post at Agent Bedhead the other day (fool!), I give you…
VERKA!

Sorry, even I can’t post the Eurovision winner. It’s just too awful. Ukrainian drag queens are one thing, but I have standards. (Verka was so robbed!)
/I told you it’s a gold mine! [...]

And now, the REALLY important news…

JEFF IS BACK!!!
Please, please, please, Jeffy–never leave us again!
[UPDATE] Eurovision: the Goatse of pop music. Sickening, but oddly compelling (YMMV?). This is a gold mine of terrifying blog posts. :devil:

Goatse job hunting

“There are better ways to make career.” Heh.

Click - and be sure to see the second comment, too
Porn (and action flick!) connoisseur Agent Bedhead :mrgreen:

Knights of the Star Trek Table

OK, I don’t do Star Trek at all, and never have. Still, how net-geeky can you get? Star Trek plus Monty Python? If Star Trek had Monty Python dialogue, I’d totally watch it. I think the only way you could make this video more of a cliché is if it had [...]